Cologne Advice.

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

brod716

Senior Don Juan

Jun 5, 2004

I fell in love with Estee Lauder Intuition For Men a month ago... They keep putting those scented inserts in Men's Health magazines... One whiff and I was hooked. They're also mad cheap on eBay, probably because they're not very popular, I got a 1.7 fl. oz bottle for $17 shipped.

But, my lineup consists of, in the order of preference

Dior Fahrenheit
Estee Lauder Intuition for Men
Victoria Secret Sexy 2 For Him (ex-gf present) - I like it a lot
Tommy Boy

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.