"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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College Orientation

CoRVeTTe6699

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In July i will be sleeping over at my college that i will be attending this coming fall for 2 nights...what should i expect? i never slept at a college before. are there going to be parties? are these parties different than high school house parties? i hope i get laid ... wish me luck
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jimbo2k

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Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
i hope i get laid ... wish me luck
Judging by your recent posts, I think you will need more than a little luck
 

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You will not get laid. Girls will not want to be labeled a slut before they even start school! It is a good chance to meet a bunch of the people who will be going to classes with you, living in the dorms with you, etc. Make friends with as many people as you can, and say Hi to everyone else. I'm sure some parties will be going on, and some of the people you meet will know about them.

Good luck!
 

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if you have enough everclear for the drinks, or enough reefer to throw into a fire(if theres not one there, start one in a barrell w/ stuff that'll burn awhile), then you may just succeed in desperate losers way of getting laid, ie not earning it, but your above all that right?
 

splinterkb

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Re: Re: College Orientation

Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Judging by your recent posts, I think you will need more than a little luck
Ouch. Lots of parties. Lots of women. Lots of sex. If you want a quick tip, make sure it appears like you're fooling around for HER, not yourself. This opens up a womens trust like you wouldn't believe.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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blienk

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Originally posted by taqueso
You will not get laid. Girls will not want to be labeled a slut before they even start school!
This is the mentality of the normal girl. There are always true sluts who know what they are and don't care. If you go for one of these girls (not that I recommend it), you CAN get laid.
 
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