"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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College life - its getting good!

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Its getting better. I'm a Junior at SIUC now. Transfer student heh.

Some girls in the apartment above me invited me up for some Yager Bombs and whiskey. We're all going to a bar tonight to see a band playing. Tonight will be interesting. I'm looking forward to have a nice weekend, not really focused on getting my wang kung-fu practice, but if it happens, well...then that is a plus I suppose.

Trojan man is my friend. I'll be sure he'll protect me from any form of microscopic douche bags.

I'll keep you guys posted. Sometimes you just get lucky, or well...things just go your way. Its not hard. Just mingle, chill, take a few shots and relax. It isn't hard.

I wish you all good luck

Ciao
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hell yeah. one of the girls got a little to drunk so I took her back to her apartment and let her fall asleep. there are two other girls who might wanna smoke, so the night ain't over :)!

peace my negros!!@!!
 

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Aaah feels good my fellow droogs.

It was trill.

It was 3 girls. I danced a little with two of them, and chatted with all 3 of em' on occasion. I am just groovin' with the cool vibe and just havin' fun. A talented rock band was playing some common songs and some of their own.

They bought me 2 or 3 drinks at the bar, and they also supplied some UV Vodka and Whiskey for me.

Hey, so what I didn't get laid, but damn! did i have fun tonight. Chilled, drank, and went with some girls to the bar.

Heh one of em' smoked a little mary jane with me too.

3 random black dudes I guess followed these "hoes" home, but all three left, cuz they thought they'd come and think the girls would be all over em' heh, they were quite wrong.

One of the girls told me that she thought I was cool and said she'd like to hang out more. She also told me that she didn't trust the other guys and had what she called "a feeling" about them. What she meant by that, I am not sure. But I know if a chick tells you she trusts you, I believe that you have accomplished something as a "don juan."

College is nice.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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