"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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College Bound DJ's

jeffthechef

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Hey guys...kinda sad but I graduated hs..lol but also exciting..
i'll try to keep posting in the hs forum again as well as start frequenting the older guy forums...

I wanted to make this thread in hopes of having us dj's..new ones and especially oldskool ones...figure out if we're going to any of teh same colleges/states/cities...

Sooo post the city/state/college...or just one of the three..or two of the three haha...whatever you're comfortable with:)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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eaglez1177

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I just graduated as well on June 24...gonna be heading off to James Madison University in Virginia this upcoming August....soooooooo fvcking pumped its gonna be awesome!

Some important stats:

60:40 girl to guy ratio!!!
Girls are all VERY hot
 

sageproduct

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Yay I'm a college bound DJ (workin on it)!!!!

I'm goin to school in a big city--pm me for details. Not the best-lookin girls, but at least there's a slight favor in a 45-55 guy-girl ratio and there will always be at least some cuties. I'm mainly excited for the apartment I'm getting with a couple guys who have been there for a few years, so they'll be able to show me the best places :D
 

5string

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eaglez1177 said:
I just graduated as well on June 24...gonna be heading off to James Madison University in Virginia this upcoming August....soooooooo fvcking pumped its gonna be awesome!

Some important stats:

60:40 girl to guy ratio!!!
Girls are all VERY hot
James Madison=awesome. You should be proud of yourself! Cool to see guys on here that are going forward in life. Don't forget to study brother. That's really what yer there for. Best of luck.
 

AlexLefty

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Ahh jeez, all these good greats are finally departing hs! This fvcking sucks man. But all you college bound Djs on here should still stay active in the HS forum, i mean, since there's not a college forum ;o. And plus, how can you build your legacy if you dont have any young guys to follow you.

Basically bros, please just stay in the Hs forums a little bit, so you can help the rest of us. ;o

Good luck with your college lives, and bang often haha
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ArcBound

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Entering sophomore year of college at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore. Random fact: there are 5 universities all with a free shuttle connecting them :)
 
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