"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Collection of Opinion Openers

GodsGiftToFatBirds

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Lets make a collection of opinion openers - you know, when you ask a woman's (or a group's) opinion on something, in order to get chatting.

Did a search for these, couldn't find that much, the ones that i did come across were 'who lies more, men or women?' and 'would you go out with a guy who lived in a tent?'
Yeh, both of these could work, but lets see if anyone's got anything better.

I'll kick things off:

This ones specifically for approaching a group in a club while overlooking the dance floor (like looking down from a balcony), go up to a group and be like 'hey girls mind if i ask you a question, i need an opinion? If you were to choose a girl (beckoning to dance floor) to take home for a night of hot passionate lovemaking, which one would you pick?'
Reckon if you said it right (gotta be half joking) and avoid a slap, it'd be a good one for getting the banter going. I haven't tested it yet as i've only just thought it up.

But anyway, that's mine, lets hear some more!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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True Wolf

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This one works nearly anywhere anytime with almost no skill involved.

Grab some kinda magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! then just "examine" it, and turn to her and ask, "what do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great, simple, mindless way to open, then your on your own to keep things moving.

I used a car magazine in a Barnes and Noble to field test this one, and it didn't let me down! Would've number closed but she mentioned a BF. Oh well, this one is field tested, DJ approved!
 
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