"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Collection of Funny and Interesting Stories

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I thought we should make a collection of funny and/or interesting stories to tell at parties.

What are some good stories to tell at parties? I would like to write a few stories before I submit this thread, but I am already late for work. I will add some when I get back if this thread gets going.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Hurrican
nobody wants to do this with me?
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this thread has potential. i have no stories i tell at parties, but when talking to females sometimes i throw in little made up stories to make them at least smile. i usually tell them how i was walking down the steps at my college and stepped on a piece of paper that had something slippery under it and busted my ass bad infront of a bunch of people and now my ass hurts, but as much as she wants to rub it to make it feel better im not going to let her because i just dont know her well enough.

this also sometimes leads em into talking about embarrassing stories that happened to them.
 
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Please dont be one of those lame guys who cant stop cracking a lame story every 2 mins. A guy the other week at a party ended up telling me about how he came late to the party coz he chose the wrong setting to iron his shirt and it ended up putting a iron mark in the middle of the shirt. The story seriously ended up lasting about 5 mins somehow. I was about to cry.

Just chill, get wild and have fun.
 
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Originally posted by Hurrican
I thought we should make a collection of funny and/or interesting stories to tell at parties.

What are some good stories to tell at parties? I would like to write a few stories before I submit this thread, but I am already late for work. I will add some when I get back if this thread gets going.
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Or you could get a life.

Having a life generates all kinds of interesting stories. :)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I have a funny story. I found this site a year ago and the forums were extremely helpful.


now the forums suck so bad with whiney guys saying how they can't get girls, while analyzing the sh#t out of a situation w/ a girl and making us tell them how to fix it.


Ugh, these forums have gone to crap.
 
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I'm confused, why would you want a compliation of OTHER people's stories in the first place?
 
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