"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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http://www.thehullabaloo.com/news/campus_news/article_c2629d52-e0af-11e0-8a55-001a4bcf6878.html

She makes it sound like her "daddies" are this for a noble cause, but it sounds to me like she is simply trading her current very high sexual market value in exchange for cash - IOW, a 'ho!

Of course, she plans to tell her future husband that she was just an immature woman when she was a 'ho ...

"I've thought about it, and, like, what if I ever decide to get married?" Amanda said. "But I figure, no one has to know, and if it ever comes up, I can just say that I was 18 and dumb."
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"A fool and his money are soon parted"
 
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The fact that she can even acknowledge that she IS 18 and dumb shows that she is a hypocrite and trying to make up excuses for being a wh0re.
 
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I think the best part is that she flat out acknowledges her sexual market value has a shelf life.

Now it's got me thinking if I could sleep with some milfs to pay off student loans...
 
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Colossus said:
I think the best part is that she flat out acknowledges her sexual market value has a shelf life.

Now it's got me thinking if I could sleep with some milfs to pay off student loans...
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I noticed that. She is wise beyond her years.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MatureDJ said:
Of course, she plans to tell her future husband that she was just an immature woman when she was a 'ho ...
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if she's cute with big brown eyes and gives BJs sucking her cheeks in...her young college boyfriend will believe her.
 
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