Clubbing with ACF's this weekend

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

This weekend I'm 2 of my cousins are coming to visit the family. Now we're most likely gonna go clubbing, both are big time pussies though and I'm afraid they'll bring me down.

Cousin #1. 20 yrs old, not good looking, pretty ****en annoying and a dateless wonder. He stares chicks down with his uni brow and never talks to girls and when he does it's annoying as hell because he talks **** like computer games, cars and Star Trek. Only boned one chick and she was an anorexic freak and he can't get over her.

Cousin #2. 22yrs old. Not too bad looking, too quiet though, but doesn't act foolish like cousin #1. Has good potential if he'd actually talk to chicks. Virgin.

So how do you guys pick up when your out with some big time pvssies? Don't you think going out with big time ACF fools bring down your game too? If I pick up, the chick will have to meet this two clowns and might be turned off by it. Cousin #1 won't approach, he'll just point at chicks and stare them down then say retarded things like "Holysh!t man, I think that girl glanced at me, you think she's interested?! What should I do, I can't talk to them though!" that's how he'll be.

I tried to help them out, but they're too chicken **** to take my advice and I think they'll only bring my game down. So, any tips from anyone who's gone clubbing with some big time chumps?

 

[ScrewIt]

if you know theyre gonna bring your game down, why the hell are you even bringing them? if i were u i'd just go alone or find a wingman

 

[abcd_z]

I would suggest leading by example, but I've heard of quite a few stories where bringing AFCs along just brough the DJ or PUA down a few notches. Best bet, try dare them to make approaches. If they don't, lead by example. If that doesn't work, find an excuse to get rid of them and party all night long! ^_^

 

[Desdinova]

AFCs will bring your game down, big time. They'll even c0ckblock you. Do you actually like spending time with these guys in general? Don't take them to your regular hangouts. I know it sucks, but just focus on them. It's only one weekend.

If you don't like hanging out with them, then don't bother going anywhere with them. Tell them you've got a date on Saturday night, and go out sarging.

 

[frivolousz21]

this is true..they will bring ur game down!!

I am sorry!

but maybe u can help them.
I was out with some AFC friends last tuesday..and they kept ****ING STARING LIKE LITTLE *****ES AT THESE HOT GIRLS.

I was with them..they all talk loud, they touch me when they talk to look cool, they try to make jokes about me or someone to look cool. It is so annoying!!

good luck

 

[squirrels]

Maybe you're better off NOT making it a chick-hunting night. Just take them to the clubs and entertain them. If they put moves on the ladies, offer constructive criticism but don't try to turn them into "DJ machines".

 

[Wiesman44]

They're family, dude. If they want to go clubbing, then bring 'em along. So maybe you can't Dj as much this weekend, oh well. But i wouldnt suggest hitting the club unless they recommend it. Maybe go to a bar, that would be a lot safer.

 

[Trance]

If you think you're any good, you should find this funny and try to set them up with some chick you aproach in the club, saying your friend wants to know them. Tell the girls they are virgins like a funny thing, and that you bet they cant do bla bla bla


If you dont rank yourself as a ***** like them, you should have no problem with going out with them, neither make a fuss like this about going out 1 time with 2 cousins?? It looks like you either dont go out much, or either dont get it much..

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

You guys (except Trance) have no idea how to use them to your advantage. I'm assuming that whenever you are in a club you guys need to approach women with your buds so if they're AFCs, you feel that they'd bring down your game. Your game isn't all that good if you need to approach women every time with a wing.

Guys, you can easily tell them to wait for you while you talk to a particular woman. Walk up to the woman and say while pointing at your boys "Excuse me, my friends bet me a dollar that I wouldn't come up to you and start a conversation. They said that you looked unapproachable, I think they're wrong."

I've used that while in the club with AFCs or experienced wingmen. Stop depending on things other than yourself when sarging, It'll always hold you back.

 

[Anaxibios]

I agree with most of the responses.

Put simply:
either stop complaining if they bring down your game and try and help them (so what if you miss one night of DJ'ing yourself, if you are a true DJ then you can pick up any day).

or

Maybe go to a club and have a good time w/out picking up? I've found it is actually possible to have a great time just sitting in a place w a good atmosphere and just chewing the fat w friends