SO **** THE HB 9.5 RIGHT!!!... MANY FISH IN THE SEA... SO ME AND MY BOY DECIDE TO HIT UP A CLUB FOR MORE FLOATING SPECIES!!!
First we come in... I talk to the manager and we get a reduced admission!!..
upon entering we hit the restrooms as we needed to piss real BADLY..(joke)
We decide to go outside for a smoke... as we meet a couple of guys smoking and we make friends with them.. we chat them up and I see a HB 9... she is a slut... as other guys around told me... She looks at me.. and comes up to me and says... Hi!... (i think she was on drugs)... she gets my name... and I get hers... she then turns around and starts making out with some other ****ing guy...
We leave the outside to go inside the club... and I start dancing to house music.. to get energy flowing... We decide to hit up the hip/hop floor... and So i c a HB7.5.. but dressed like a 8.5...I approach...
ME: HEY!..
HER: No,, get away (pushing me)
ME: i dont want to talk to you... I just want a cigarette... she was holding a pack...
HER: OOO.. ok haha... here...
ME: I just want to let you know... you are... one of the most damn sexy girls in this club today...and I am serious
HER: Wow... thank you...
ME: Why do you look surprised?.. HAHA...your getting red
HER: no Im not shut up...
So We talk for 10 min... she introduced me to her friends... (my boy was watching me next to the bar I felt like I needed to introduce him to her I wait)
She tells me lets go smoke...
I take her hand and I lead... we go outside and smoke a ciggarette...
I text my boy to come thru... he does and I introduce...
I do a crazy magic trick on her.... (i was doing it later to the whole club)
I have a soft ball... I show them one.. then it becomes 2... I put 2 in her hand it turns to 3..
Then I take the 3 and put it in her other hand and I tell her to think of something she really wants... while holding the balls covered in her hand....
She says she got it... I tell her to open her hand and scream I WANT IT!!!
and when they open it ...it turns into a penis with 2 balls attatched to it HAHAHA
SHE GOES CRAZY!!!
We goback inside... me and her are dancing... then I stare at her.. and it becoemas a natural kiss close...while grinding on her.... I pull away... and she goes nuts want to kiss me more...
I number close.. tell her I want to take u out and show u an amazing time.. she agress and I BOUNCE!!!
I do the magic trick to the bartender... Exotic looking ... ( I KNOW SHES A HIRED GUN)
She goes crazy... I tease her a lil... and tell her I deserve a kiss... she says WHO THE **** YOU THINK YOU ARE!!... I tell her GOD BABY!!
she just eneded up giving me a free drink... couldnt close her... didnt really try I felt like I was being needy cuz i kept calling her over to me... ( what are strategies for these guns)
HB 8.5
DANCING LIKE CRAZY!!!... she is a go go dancer... comes up to me... exotic looking.. dances with me.. and in 2 min.. tells me.. put my number in your phone babe..
I tell her
ME: Who the **** you think you are!... I dont know you!!
HER: Im everything baby!
ME: yeah what you got to offer me other than tits and ass huh?
HER: my personality,,, my dancin moves...
ME: dance for me... SHE DOES WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES INCLUDING BOUNCER
HER: come on put my number in your phone
ME: no
HER: ill get my phone be right back
SHE NEVER CAME!! **** HER!!
I dance with other chicks...
about 3 chicks I approached with the You are soo damn sexy lines... and I want to get to know you... just replied thank you and left...WTF happened here... I felt like I did everything right...!!..
One chik said she never heard that before from a guy really thanked me but said she has a BF for 1 year... WAS SHE LYING?
Anyways that go go dancer had a Boyfriend I noticed...
So while he was dancing I came up to her... and she said give me your phone... she put her number in and said she wants to chill... I gave a high five to her man... Thanked him!! (he was confused)
Everyone watched me close her... all the girls and guys were looking at me... I felt like I was the hot **** in the whole club...
THATS MY NIGHT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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First we come in... I talk to the manager and we get a reduced admission!!..
upon entering we hit the restrooms as we needed to piss real BADLY..(joke)
We decide to go outside for a smoke... as we meet a couple of guys smoking and we make friends with them.. we chat them up and I see a HB 9... she is a slut... as other guys around told me... She looks at me.. and comes up to me and says... Hi!... (i think she was on drugs)... she gets my name... and I get hers... she then turns around and starts making out with some other ****ing guy...
We leave the outside to go inside the club... and I start dancing to house music.. to get energy flowing... We decide to hit up the hip/hop floor... and So i c a HB7.5.. but dressed like a 8.5...I approach...
ME: HEY!..
HER: No,, get away (pushing me)
ME: i dont want to talk to you... I just want a cigarette... she was holding a pack...
HER: OOO.. ok haha... here...
ME: I just want to let you know... you are... one of the most damn sexy girls in this club today...and I am serious
HER: Wow... thank you...
ME: Why do you look surprised?.. HAHA...your getting red
HER: no Im not shut up...
So We talk for 10 min... she introduced me to her friends... (my boy was watching me next to the bar I felt like I needed to introduce him to her I wait)
She tells me lets go smoke...
I take her hand and I lead... we go outside and smoke a ciggarette...
I text my boy to come thru... he does and I introduce...
I do a crazy magic trick on her.... (i was doing it later to the whole club)
I have a soft ball... I show them one.. then it becomes 2... I put 2 in her hand it turns to 3..
Then I take the 3 and put it in her other hand and I tell her to think of something she really wants... while holding the balls covered in her hand....
She says she got it... I tell her to open her hand and scream I WANT IT!!!
and when they open it ...it turns into a penis with 2 balls attatched to it HAHAHA
SHE GOES CRAZY!!!
We goback inside... me and her are dancing... then I stare at her.. and it becoemas a natural kiss close...while grinding on her.... I pull away... and she goes nuts want to kiss me more...
I number close.. tell her I want to take u out and show u an amazing time.. she agress and I BOUNCE!!!
I do the magic trick to the bartender... Exotic looking ... ( I KNOW SHES A HIRED GUN)
She goes crazy... I tease her a lil... and tell her I deserve a kiss... she says WHO THE **** YOU THINK YOU ARE!!... I tell her GOD BABY!!
she just eneded up giving me a free drink... couldnt close her... didnt really try I felt like I was being needy cuz i kept calling her over to me... ( what are strategies for these guns)
HB 8.5
DANCING LIKE CRAZY!!!... she is a go go dancer... comes up to me... exotic looking.. dances with me.. and in 2 min.. tells me.. put my number in your phone babe..
I tell her
ME: Who the **** you think you are!... I dont know you!!
HER: Im everything baby!
ME: yeah what you got to offer me other than tits and ass huh?
HER: my personality,,, my dancin moves...
ME: dance for me... SHE DOES WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES INCLUDING BOUNCER
HER: come on put my number in your phone
ME: no
HER: ill get my phone be right back
SHE NEVER CAME!! **** HER!!
I dance with other chicks...
about 3 chicks I approached with the You are soo damn sexy lines... and I want to get to know you... just replied thank you and left...WTF happened here... I felt like I did everything right...!!..
One chik said she never heard that before from a guy really thanked me but said she has a BF for 1 year... WAS SHE LYING?
Anyways that go go dancer had a Boyfriend I noticed...
So while he was dancing I came up to her... and she said give me your phone... she put her number in and said she wants to chill... I gave a high five to her man... Thanked him!! (he was confused)
Everyone watched me close her... all the girls and guys were looking at me... I felt like I was the hot **** in the whole club...
THATS MY NIGHT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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