"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow. The past 3 girls I've..."went after" became super clingy girls..my ex called every night..2-3 times..got upset if i didnt talk to her n started crying...clingy as f*ck...2nd girl....her best friend...didnt go out with her ..just a little bit of hankee pankee..that girl got to be the exact same way...got rid of her too...now..this girl..ive tlaked to her once..hung out with her once outside of school..n bam..shes askin my friends 21 questions every 5 seconds..telling them to tell me to meet her here..or there...or to call her..or to go this place with her..or this place...wow...what can i do to stop this stuff
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oh yeah, it sure SUCKS to have a whole bunch of girls waiting in line to date you. lol dude who cares - use the situation to your advantage.
There are things called...threesomes, foursomes, friends with benefits, pimpin...

What i like to do is to look at everything in an optimistic perspective and see what good can come out of it.
 
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one day i stepped out of my house and got swarmed with supermodels in helicopters
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I ****ing hate when girls call me all the time. The messages on my voicemail are the PITTS!!!

"Anthony come have sex with me. Please? Ill cook you breakfast. And dinner. And do your laundry. Hey, have you met my bi curious friend caroline?"

I swear to god, if one more crazy ***** breaks into my house in the hopes to surprise me in the shower Im gonna get angry!
 
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stfu stupid
 
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Originally posted by MidwestFreek
what can i do to stop this stuff
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Three words:

"I am gay."
 
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