clever responses

[blackbelt2k]

So i told this chick that showed me a picture of her new cat, this:
Me: Looks like a tasty treat for my pup
Her: If your dog eats my cat, i'll bite you!
Me: How'd you know i was into that rough shiet...incredible
Her: your a dork!


any clever responses...?

 

[simon]

"No I'm not you are lol?"

Then punch her in the face.

 

[ChrizZ]

oh yeah, how about this...

"Oh, hold on a second. I gotta go to an internet forum to find a funny response because I'm so insecure and I want to impress you with a great c&f response that someone told me on the internet."

Truth is a b!tch ,isn't it?

 

[azanon]

I know you are, but what am I? :rockon: Thanks Pee-wee!

 

[blackbelt2k]

oh yeah, how about this...

"Oh, hold on a second. I gotta go to an internet forum to find a funny response because I'm so insecure and I want to impress you with a great c&f response that someone told me on the internet."

Truth is a b!tch ,isn't it?

holy crap, i think you just hit the nail on my head. Im gonna go cry; i can't believe a b!tch, just b!tched me out.

 

[Kev07]

"stfu"

i'm dead serious i would say it.

 

[moveup]

masturbate and then cry yourself to sleep