"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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blackbelt2k

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So i told this chick that showed me a picture of her new cat, this:
Me: Looks like a tasty treat for my pup
Her: If your dog eats my cat, i'll bite you!
Me: How'd you know i was into that rough shiet...incredible :)
Her: your a dork!


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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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simon

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"No I'm not you are lol?"

Then punch her in the face.
 

ChrizZ

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oh yeah, how about this...

"Oh, hold on a second. I gotta go to an internet forum to find a funny response because I'm so insecure and I want to impress you with a great c&f response that someone told me on the internet."

Truth is a b!tch ,isn't it?
 

azanon

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I know you are, but what am I? :rockon: Thanks Pee-wee! :p
 

blackbelt2k

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ChrizZ said:
oh yeah, how about this...

"Oh, hold on a second. I gotta go to an internet forum to find a funny response because I'm so insecure and I want to impress you with a great c&f response that someone told me on the internet."

Truth is a b!tch ,isn't it?

holy crap, i think you just hit the nail on my head. Im gonna go cry; i can't believe a b!tch, just b!tched me out.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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