"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i got clamidia... and i have a hot date this weekend how do i boink her without her noticing the end is all red and that? what do u think i should do its goin take 10 days before it heals

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Do it in the dark, wear a rubber, but I would advise just to not have sex until its gone.
 
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The only thing worst than getting Chlamydia, is giving Chlamydia (Trust Me) I've been on both ends.

Once success takes off with women, these are the things that brings you right back down.
 
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A DJ isn't a slave to the pvssy and would put his health before hitting up a piece for a mere 10 days. Maybe you should take this 10 days to ponder what got you in this position and be thankful that you didn't get a more serious STD.
 
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If you have sex this weekend and give that girl clamydia, I shall curse you will something far worse. My curse effectively hangs over you starting right now, and will be hovering near you on your date, at all times. It will not leave you until you have reached a higher level of enlightenment, and you no longer need to ask the question you just did, because you will be a slightly more aware individual of simple moral matters... or their very ugly and uncurable repercussions! It is living and breathing right now, and it is very close to you as you read this. It has been near you since I typed this. I can no longer control it... only you can. In a way...

Have fun on your date...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If you really gotta hit it at least wear a condom dude but really you should just bite the fvckin bullet and miss out on a piece so you can heal first and not risk giving it to the chick.
 
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when you have an std such as chlamydia, you must not have sex while you are infected.
you must take all of your antibiotics within the ten days that you are supposed to and then go back to the dr to be checked to see if it is gone.

after the dr tells you that it is ok to have sex again, then you can worry about your penis being red, or white or blue or whatever color !

you should never spread an std to anyone in secret .
give your peter a break and get well dude.
 
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Very simple...

Don't have sex while you have the clap. Also, hook up with cleaner girls and/or protect yourself next time.
 
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dont be a fvckin idiot, wait 10 days or until its cured
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Take this as a slap on the wrist. You could have gotten much worse. Take the 10 days off and improve yourself. Don't worry about women.
 
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I hope you've seen a doctor already... Some guy in my speech class gave a speech on his roommate's adventure with chlamydia (he heard him screaming when he took a piss)...doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun, but at least it's curable.
 
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