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Circumcision Is Child Abuse And Should Be Illegal

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Wyldfire

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Raikojo17 said:
so is vaginal hair. but u dont see us making fun of u do u?
And most women shave for that reason. Likewise, men should get rid of the foreskin. There ARE medical reasons to get it done. You won't get Phismosis, it decreases risk of getting penile cancer, reduces your chances of getting and spreading HPV which causes cervical cancer...and it's a hell of a lot better to get it done when you are an infant and don't remember than to get it when you are older like so many men and older boys end up having to do. Aside from that, pre-teen boys have the absolute worst hygiene on the planet. Your son will appreciate you for getting him circumcised because women do NOT like foreskin.
 

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I hate how the word mutilation is being tossed around. It's not as if they're taking my sh*t and making zig zag lines, and taking chunks out of my shaft. They're getting rid of that extra skin. It's extra skin. Woopdie do. I'm glad I got the snip. If you ask any girl they'd rather no extra skin. It's nasty looking as f*ck and I would imagine all that extra skin would LESSEN the pleasure.
 

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Wyldfire said:
And most women shave for that reason. Likewise, men should get rid of the foreskin. There ARE medical reasons to get it done. You won't get Phismosis, it decreases risk of getting penile cancer, reduces your chances of getting and spreading HPV which causes cervical cancer...and it's a hell of a lot better to get it done when you are an infant and don't remember than to get it when you are older like so many men and older boys end up having to do. Aside from that, pre-teen boys have the absolute worst hygiene on the planet. Your son will appreciate you for getting him circumcised because women do NOT like foreskin.
maybe u dont. but i dont remember any woman complaining about it.
most woman also dont like butt sex, but if they are horney enough, they'll do anything. therefore foreskin is ot really as big an issue as u make it out to be
 

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Wyldfire said:
Foreskin ruins your sex life and makes you less likely to receive oral sex because foreskin is ugly...that is all.
I've known a few guys who had it done in later life for that and other reasons. Apparently it's a lot less traumatic at 8 days than at 23 years of age. Go figure. :rolleyes:

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maybe u dont. but i dont remember any woman complaining about it.\
Then you have one effing short memory.
 

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Guys don't hear women complain about it because most women don't want to look anything but nice and sweet and innocent all the time. I don't give a crap how I look so I say exactly what I really think.
 

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Wyldfire said:
Guys don't hear women complain about it because most women don't want to look anything but nice and sweet and innocent all the time. I don't give a crap how I look so I say exactly what I really think.
as do I. if i see a big fat ugly woman walkin down the street, i would make it known that i think she's disgusting.

but im sayin u cant base all women's perceptions on wat u feel. that's all
 

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Wyldfire, you're a stuck up idiot. If it looks so terrible, then why was it several months into ****ing and giving me head before my girlfriend even noticed I wasn't cut?

Here's an idea, we should stitch up half of all girls vagina's. Some guys don't like big lips, so it looks much better, and sexual pleasure will go way up with such a tight hole.

Make sense? Didn't think so.

Until you're willing to stitch up half your hole to make it feel better, and would do that to your daughter, shut up.
 

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Yeah, because discussion threads are here so people can shut up .... er, ah ..... or something? Idiot.
 

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foreskin looks almost as disgusting as chest and pubic hairs :down:

I would not want foreskin on me. I like being circumsized.

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All I know is I've got cut, and my son(s) will too.
 

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hahaha i love how the guy with the ugly penis starts this thread.

I know many women that only date circumsized men.

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I just really don't worry much about OTHER guys equipment, ya know? I guess not everyone thinks that way.
 

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Wyldfire said:
Foreskin ruins your sex life and makes you less likely to receive oral sex because foreskin is ugly...that is all.
Don't know about sex life, but my foreskin makes my penis look good. Maybe foreskin is like a face, some are ugly, some are good looking.
 

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I find it sad that so many people are rejecting the natural way a male's body is formed. Some people seem to be treating it like an epidemic. It can't be that bad, because more than half of the world's men are living fine with foreskin. Although I'm not here to debate whether it looks better or not, or the positives and negatives of having foreskin, I agree that the person should have a choice. Circumcision isn't reversible, let the baby decide when he is older and more informed.
 

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Nighthawk said:
I'm 200% right!!

Provocative contentions of certainty aside, please explain why it is ok to permanently mutilate a non-consenting child.
I agree! It should be ABSOLUTELY CRIMINAL to cut an umbilical cord. That is the baby's LIFELINE! In fact, I personally believe that the doctors involved and any parents who consent to this grave and heinous act should be stoned to death at once.

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SmoothTalker said:
Wyldfire, you're a stuck up idiot. If it looks so terrible, then why was it several months into ****ing and giving me head before my girlfriend even noticed I wasn't cut?
There are two possible reasons which I can see.

First, you've always been erect when she's seen your mantackle, and an erect penis looks pretty-much the same with or without a foreskin.

Second, Ruffies have a retrograde amnesia-generating effect - so she simply didn't remember what she'd seen or what she was doing.

Johnny Soporno
 

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Sienfeld quote in the circumcision episode with Kramer finding the pig man:

Jerry: "Have you ever seen one (uncircumsized)?"
Elaine: "Yeah, it didn't have any personality"

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Wyldfire said:
Foreskin ruins your sex life and makes you less likely to receive oral sex because foreskin is ugly...that is all.
" hahaha i love how the guy with the ugly penis starts this thread.

I know many women that only date circumsized men."

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...Wyldfire your a dyke your 40 years old and hang around a guy's forum. You have no reason to be here, but you still do... YOU CLAIM to HELP guys but I only see your spreading Bullsh*t and your 40... your TOO OLD to give advice to 16-25 year olds. If you actually read you'll find out that circumcision has no benefits, it makes the d*ck less sensative. Skillz who the hell cares how your d*ck looks? Are you a porn star? Are you that insecure that some other dude will look at you and say your a f*g for being uncircumcised. How is a uncircumcised penis ugly? That's like saying size C fake plastic looks better than a natural C tits. Maybe you prefer mutilated or artificial looking things but I prefer natural looking.

Night your the other idiot, what kind of shallow minded women you dating? Prob Wyldfire... If a chick won't date a guy cuz he's not circumcised or not she's a WASTE OF TIME. I'm uncircumsized but I got friends who're circumcized do they give me sh*t for being "different" no cuz it's personal business, it's like what religion you should follow. WHO THE HELL CARES!? Most guys in the UK are uncircumcized, so that means UK guys like the Beatles and Rolling Stones can't get laid with American Chicks right... gosh ppl are SO F*cking retarded these days.
 

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omg this is a funny thread...

anyways in the UK, the norm is to keep everything as nature intended :p

although I am thinking about getting one anyways...
 

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