"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Okay so the tradition started in Mexico but down here in the south west, certian alcohol companies (just think It sounds "mexican" so we'll push it) have pumped up this "holiday" so much that it's almost a tequila fueled super car. Anyway I was out last night, now I'm taking this particular blonde law student back to her house in a few.:D

Anybody else participate in this, the greatest stolen holiday of all time?! Share some stories...on seis de mayo lol!

Come on wit it!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

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Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Wanted to celebrate last night but trying to cut back a bit. Got a big going away party tonight though!
 

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I first heard of Cinco De Mayo last year when my roommate was throwing a Cinco De Mayo party at our house. It took me a while to realize it meant May 5th LOL.

It was a great time, she put alot of work into it, we had all sorts of great mexi food, mexi drinks and just a grande ole time in general.

I've since moved out of province and nobody celebrates around here, IMO its like St Patty's day, another excuse for people to get drunk.
 

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What's funny is Mexicans really don't give a **** about it. Who celebrates beating the French anyways?
 

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armadon said:
What's funny is Mexicans really don't give a **** about it. Who celebrates beating the French anyways?
thats something that anybody can do. at least it ain't as bad as say the Italians that couldn't even beat the Ethiopians :crackup:

comic_relief
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Speaking of italians, ever see the movie True Romance, where Christopher Walkin is about to kill Dennis Hopper and he gives the spawned from the moors speech.

Is that true?
 

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Cinco de Mayo is basically a fake holiday. Who the hell celebrates a single battle victory when the war was actually lost?

IMO it's just some day that the Mexicans in America living in California decided it would be their drinking day. The day is ignored in Mexico. As it is now, Cinco de Mayo is basically Mexican American heritage day.
 

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It's 1/3 of my heritage and I honestly never have celebrated this "holiday." In fact yesterday, I had spaghetti for dinner cooked by my dad who admitted that I make pasta better than his. No tex-mex food whatsoever. If people want to drink to it, go for it.
 

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Honestly I could give to sh*ts about the battle of puebla. The fact that I get some of the best premium tequila for cheap or free, from hot promotions girls is a god sent. FYI Casa Noble tequila is the bomb! The bar I went to last night, the now imfamouse Paradise Cantina has a count down clock to cinco every year. It's pretty off the chain most of the year but that particular day rules the school.
 

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MacAvoy said:
Speaking of italians, ever see the movie True Romance, where Christopher Walkin is about to kill Dennis Hopper and he gives the spawned from the moors speech.

Is that true?
Only vaguely. Spain, on the other hand, was partly ruled by Moors until 600 years ago, and it's certain that a lot of them converted to Catholicism and stuck around. Spain is way more African than Sicily.

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It's 1/3 of my heritage and I honestly never have celebrated this "holiday."
How can 1/3rd of your ancestors be anything?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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armadon said:
What's funny is Mexicans really don't give a **** about it. Who celebrates beating the French anyways?
so true, im mexican and we dont celebrate that chit. i didnt even know whats the celebration about.
 

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How can 1/3rd of your ancestors be anything?
First off, my mother is of mexican descent. Next, my grandfather is purely of descent, and then a whole long list of relatives in Mexico.

so true, im mexican and we dont celebrate that chit. i didnt even know whats the celebration about.
Amen. El Día de Muerte is a much larger holiday for México.
 

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Straight Tequila night for me tonight! with a lil Whiskey thrown in!
 

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Haha I also agree.. im mexican american as well. Sh!t I forgot it was even cinco de mayo on monday until my friend asked me what I was doing and reminded me. My family didnt say anything as well.

I agree its just another excuse to get drunk.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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