Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
wow i never new that not knowing your ciggertes made you dumb, i guess that makes all of us non smokers dumb, isnt that ironic i mean why the hell would you want to save your health.Originally posted by Levex
ps. you dumbasses are talking about virginia slims, those are thinner. get your facts straight.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Originally posted by Desdinova
I thought only women smoked 100s.
Yeah, they're fvcking long, thinner than normal cigarettes, and since they're lights, it takes 1/2 hour to smoke one of those bastards because of all the holes in the big ass filter. The longer the filter, the harder it is to suck on it and get your fill of niccotine goodness.
OMG you're biased against gays!Originally posted by penkitten
real women dont smoke 100's .
thats just a gay a$$ thing to say.
apparently somebody did think of them, when they made light 100's !Originally posted by Ice Cold
OMG you're biased against gays!
Think of the homos! Somebody PLEASE think of the homos!![]()
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