Chuck Norris

[ZTIME]

So Chuck Norris turned 76, and my guess is that he is still getting la*d on a regular basis.

Just for fun, what's your favorite Chuck Norris saying?

I have a few, but one of my favorites:

Chuck Norris doesn't dial a wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

[Tictac]

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I never met him, but I worked with an mma referee who is buddies with him. Chuck Norris owned an mma promotion for a brief time, and this guy was his ref.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

 

[Morpheus]

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

They were going to name a bridge after Chuck Norris in Texas, but soon changed their mind.

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

[ZTIME]

All good! My 2nd favorite:

Death had a near Chuck experience today.

 

[amazingswayze]

The moral of the story: when people see you have nothing, they give you nothing. When they see you have everything, they want to be with you and give you everything"

Food for thought.

 

[LiveFreeX]

His best movie. IMO.

 

[YawataNoKami]