"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I always found it annoying when liberal celebrities who know nothing about anything went on rants about Bush, and I don't find it more amusing when conservative celebrities do the same about Obama.
 

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How do people know nothing about Obama? Are you living in a cave? Knee-jerk logic.
 

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fertileTurtle said:
How do people know nothing about Obama? Are you living in a cave? Knee-jerk logic.
just curious fertile turtle, are you a liberal or conservative ? dont want to get this into a political discussion b/c its agains the rules, but i'm curious b/c it would explain a lot about your opinions of the assault case.

I am to assume you are a liberal ?
 

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I'm both. I'm a libertarian. In other words, I really don't give a fvck. In fact, I'm happy that Obama is letting the medical marijuana states have their rights to let the patients get their green. I'm waiting on a sack of chron-chron at this moment.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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