"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Christy Canyon

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Thanks for the porn clips. I watched two of them with Christy and Gianna. I respect your opinion but I disagree. I wouldn't say Christy has the greatest DD but the thing is she looks more feminine, a more porportionate hour glass figure and like I said girl next door look. I'm not really into the newer stuff with the skanky looking and acting women, the tatoos and the spitting and all.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speakeasy

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ketostix said:
I'm not really into the newer stuff with the skanky looking and acting women, the tatoos and the spitting and all.
I agree, what's with all the spitting in porn these days. Like watching a long viscous string of droll hanging out a girl's mouth is sexy. I find it disgusting.
 

The Bat

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You guys should look up Teagan Presley and Sunny Lane.

:woo:

Maybe it's the young guy in me talking but I just can't get over the HAIR of 70s/80s pornstars. I mean, my god, why didn't they just use hair gel or shoot lots of shower scenes? :confused: Nice body and face aside, I just couldn't picture myself wanking it to somebody with an AFRO!
 

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The Bat said:
Maybe it's the young guy in me talking but I just can't get over the HAIR of 70s/80s pornstars. I mean, my god, why didn't they just use hair gel or shoot lots of shower scenes? :confused: Nice body and face aside, I just couldn't picture myself wanking it to somebody with an AFRO!

Funny, i dig the 80's busty porn stars with the hairsprayed big hair and huge cleavage...CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT :crazy: :D
 

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Like speakeasy said, I found her tits to be too saggy. Maybe it was just the vid that I watched but that was the impression I got.

I like nice round ones, my last ex who had 36DD's, were perfect. I've also got a fondness (mild understatement) for Anna Nicole Smith's breats even though they could be classified in the same as Canyon but the way she was shot in her movies, didn't make them look that way. Its all about position & camera angles.

Someone also put me onto Audrey Bitoni, look her up on eskimotube, its a great site.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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