"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Christmas gift for new girlfriend..??

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Hey everyone.. I know this may not be the best place to ask... but I was hoping that maybe you guys could give me some advice or some ideas. I just recently started going out with this girl about a week or 2 ago and we have agreed to exchange xmas gifts. I have no idea what to get her since we just started going out and such. She is 18 so you know.. Any ideas would be GREAT. I want something thats cool and unique but is also not too expensive.. Give me some ideas pleassse cuz im lost rite now. Thanks guys!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Too early for gifts. Way too early. But if you agreed get her a picture frame and a pic with both of you in there. Or just a picture in a frame of you.

Last one was a joke.

But do it and it would be funny.
 
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Get her a "Tickle me Elmo"!:rolleyes:
 
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lol.. guys.. i think its too late.. christmas has all ready past... but LMS, nice advice buddy... I seriously wish i could get ur autograph... HAHA.. but damn why didnt this post have the roll eyes? :(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DonDan said:
but damn why didnt this post have the roll eyes? :(
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Haha, you're right - I forgot!! My DJ skills must be slipping! :rolleyes:

I'll add it now!
 
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