Chinese Food opener

[Crissco]

I work as a security guard. With a straight face I asked a group of girls or a single girl if shes got the memo from the company and they say no and ask what it was. I tell them before there allowed into the community they have to get the security guard some chinese food. Pretty corny but it gets them laughing lol..After then im a bit stuck, unless if the girl is outgoing and continues the coversation. I just had one girl ask me what I like and I waved her off not knowing what to say....?

Crissco

 

[vitor]

you reply happy endings.....

 

[Crissco]

^ Thats a pretty good one lol. Only question I have to that is I know its gonna be a happy ending.

 

[Crissco]

Is there any other openers you guys can think of?

 

[salmon]

If you want to take this one a little further, perhaps something along the lines of "well, if I was a little less hungry, I'd probably let you in with shoes like those" might open the conversation a little more.

Just have fun with them. They know they're not going to have to do much to get in, so pretending like they're their admission is questionable might be a good way to go. Then finish up with "well, you look like you're going to cause trouble inside, so I'm going to need to get your cell number", then give her your phone to enter it in.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

At some point you've got to actually talk to these people for real.

 

[Crissco]

At some point you've got to actually talk to these people for real.

I always do bro. Im just having some fun with it.

 

[BigJimbo]

Dude, great stuff. Being a security guard must be one of the greatest jobs for hot girls. I can imagine how many you run into every single day. The only issue would be closing them.

 

[Your_Royal_Flyness]

I always do bro. Im just having some fun with it.

That's a good point. First off, great opener. It's cool to have one in your back pocket, since you are always in that situation. However, here's a tip...try to be more "situational"...if you get good, you'll never run out of things to say. The key is to always be aware of your surroundings. Notice what she's wearing, what she's doing, the weather, recent news, etc. Creatively misinterpret things.

And if things happen too quickly for you to come up with anything, a simple "Hello" works wonders. It's rarely WHAT you say but HOW you say it, your body language, eye contact and your overall vibe. Stay positive, upbeat, cheerful, cool and confident. Good luck