"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Maxtro

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Eh, could of been funnier.

BTW, this is most likely a viral marketing stunt for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie.

Notice the 20th Century Fox watermark on the bottom left corner. They are producing the movie.
 

PDubb75

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Maxtro said:
Eh, could of been funnier.

BTW, this is most likely a viral marketing stunt for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie.

Notice the 20th Century Fox watermark on the bottom left corner. They are producing the movie.
Yup, I thought about that soon after watching it. Still a good video though.
 

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It would've been funnier if the monkey had live rounds and a grenade! Sh1t imagine the kind of ball Alex Jones would have watching cops taser a monkey!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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