"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chicks who "mistakenly" leave things in your car or place.

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If a chick you are seeing "mistakenly" leaves things in your car or place. (Brush, shirt etc.) You can bet your azz she's marking her territory.

I've had that happen a few times. When you hand it back to her and tell her: "Oh you forgot this." Just smile at her. She'll know you are on to her. :up:

On a side note Chicks who wear your t-shirt around your place or to run to the store is pretty damn hot.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Naughty Ninja said:
If a chick you are seeing "mistakenly" leaves things in your car or place. (Brush, shirt etc.) You can bet your azz she's marking her territory.

I've had that happen a few times. When you hand it back to her and tell her: "Oh you forgot this." Just smile at her. She'll know you are on to her. :up:

On a side note Chicks who wear your t-shirt around your place or to run to the store is pretty damn hot.
For years I've had a lost and found drawer. I eventually had a complete outfit in assorted garments, and I always wanted to find a girl who would put on the lost and found outfit, but nobody would. In fact they usually won't even put their own stuff back on.

I eventually tossed everything and started a new collection which currently has about 5 pairs of panties, 1 negligee, an earring (which must have got caught on the blindfold), a pair of socks, and 1 brassiere (warning sign: the first time I took the stripper's bra off in my apartment the strap broke and $40 fell out).

The other night my date was looking through the collection and was actually impressed.

The items can be handy if you ever need an excuse to text her. "Is this yours by chance?"
 

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When I bedded my now-ex-girlfriend for the first time, I accidentally left a collared shirt at her house. She found it and took it with her on vacation, which was hot. I let her keep it, but I then stole it back a few months later.
 

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No chick has ever left her stuff at my place :(
 

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I had a get-together at my place once, and a "friend" brought my ex. This "friend" didn't know Jessica was my ex, but Jessica knew she was coming to my place and apparently played dumb.

It was a potluck event, and Jessica brought a casserole dish (which I didn't touch). When she left that evening, she "forgot" the serving spoon.

I managed to get it back to her via her roommate whom I knew would be at another get-together, but only after several back-and-forth attempts at contacting Jessica to return the damn thing. Maybe that was a mistake, but I wanted no trace of her in the house. It was bad enough that she even showed up but I was not going to toss her out.

Anyway she has the spoon back now, hahaha....but this thread makes me wonder if she was up to something. She has not tried to contact me since, by the way; ditto on my end.

Oh, and my other "friend" is forever off my future guest list.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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so what/? Does that mean that you cant tell her to gtf out?
 

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Mauser96 said:
My previous GF and my current didn't take long to "just leave my shampoo and bodywash here, it will save me bringing it each time"

Yet they bring bags and bags of clothes when they come.

Yep, they are marking their territory. Most men don't realize this.

Yep. lol.

They'll leave earrings, lipstick, a brush etc. "innocently left" in your car or around your place so either you get the hint they are looking to claim their prize or don't notice the things and some other chick will find them getting you busted by both of them. And or read your reactions with them in the future if you do find them and give them back. They'll look for signs you got busted or at least something happened and some other chick found them.

Marking their territory is a good thing unless you're dating a nut job.
 

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It gets annoying after a while, especially if they want to see you again but you don't want to see them. I regularly empty my goodie drawer for this reason. Had 1 stalker ONS (would have seen her again, but she came on waaay too fast after the first night) who left a beach towel at my place and kept pestering me about it on and off for months until I finally told her I threw it away and blocked her.

The shampoo thing is funny. One girl I dated a while back brought like 5 bottles of stuff for the bathroom her 2nd time in and never took them back, even after we stopped talking. I ended up letting the next few girls use her shampoo/conditioner/whatever else it was heh, was honest about it too.

The most common thing left around the house is hair bands - I still find one from time to time, followed by cheap jewelry.
 

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This happened to me once and worked to my advantage.

A girl left a hairtie or a twistie thing once in the side pocket of my passenger door. Sneaky sneaky. Anyway, a few days later I had another girl in my passenger seat, and she found it. Conversation went something like:

HB: (attitude) What is this?
Me: (calm) I don't know a hairtie?
HB: No I mean whose is it?
Me: Probably some girls.
HB: How many other girls are you dating?
Me: I'm not dating anyone - I'm just looking for the right one.

HB was quiet and I changed the subject.

I banged her for the first time later that night.

No need to argue with chicks. When they get all pissy, just calm down and act indifferent. Works perfectly.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Panties, clothing, shampoo, CDs, earrings, movies, you name it. The most unusual way I've seen it done is when I took this girl on a date to a flea market. She bought a cook book and left it in my vehicle. She never once asked for it back.

The most unique way I've ever seen is when I was dating an artist. I have a few white boards around the house for writing notes and stuff. She drew on every single one of them.

I still randomly find hair pins, and I have no clue who they belonged to.
 

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Wait a sec...I just realized this girl accidentally left her earring at my place last week!!!!

Woohoo :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

This totally means I'm like, not a virgin anymore right? Anyone wanna celebrate with me????
 

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Desdinova said:
I still randomly find hair pins, and I have no clue who they belonged to.
The most ANNOYING things in the world, are they not?

Floor, between the sheets, under the bed, in the bathroom, in the shower, in the van. FVCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

Those and hair bands:mad:
 

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sageproduct said:
Wait a sec...I just realized this girl accidentally left her earring at my place last week!!!!

Woohoo :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

This totally means I'm like, not a virgin anymore right? Anyone wanna celebrate with me????
I will :). Raising my virgin strawberry daiquiri to toast Sage!!!
 
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Random strands of hair on the sheets. I once found a hairball under my bed.

I don't own a cat.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Check under your bed and in your car.

They'll get up in the morning/leave in the middle of the night and leave a bra somewhere, or a hair pin.

They will also put stuff in your car... glove compartment, under the seat, back seat etc. Hair ties, girly sun glasses, lipstick, etc.

And, as some have mentioned, this is not always a bad thing. It can mean they plan on seeing you again.

And, it can let other women know that other women are in your life and also marking territory. That competition can work to your advantage, depending on how you play it.
 
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