Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Oh the memories.... 1968 Volvo station wagon.... Lol
Girl I talked to back in March wanted to keep pictures of herself at my house.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
2004 Honda Civic. Found several dirty panties from girls that I know didn't bring extra clothes. Dirty birds
Especially if you first met them not only does leaving their panties in your car signify she’s a piglet that’s most likely done that before with other dudes but could be a sign of a passive aggressive, finger pointing troublemaking chick. As in she’s attracted to dudes she may think are taken yet goes after them anyway and secretly despises them instead of finger pointing at herself for possibly choosing taken dudes. Those types will leave their panties in your car so if she suspects you have a girlfriend or wife who finds them she’s caused the problem yet “you” are to take the fall. Don’t put it past some of these easy sleazies.
