Chicks like Trucks

[fertileTurtle]

I kid you not, my friend. I was driving around with my boss in his new blue Toyota Tundra and chicks where staring like mad. Does anyone have a clue as to why this is? Maybe chicks like nice-looking, big intimidating rides that make them look up?

 

[unorthodox]

Toyota tundra is like mazda miata, I doubt chicks like that, unless they haven't seen anything better. Now if you have F150, Silverado, or a Dodge, that's different story and I can believe that.

Hey. Chicks like Mustang!! I drive one, I get heads turning all the time. I have a 5 speed, and it's like an added magnetism for them when I break without using my breaks, take off right from neutral, roll back and forth on a hill while standing, rev up and down at a light. Now that's what they like, hot me sitting inside, relaxed, and totally in control of my machine.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Uhh...are you trying to make a point?

 

[Hitman10000]

Well, if you want to compensate for your lack of manhood - by all means purchase that 10-15mpg vehicle.

 

[SharinganUser]

Unorthodox; you can't throw a mattress in the back of mustang.

 

[bambino]

good thing about the truck or SUV is its space inside... private timeee lol

 

[Desdinova]

Unorthodox; you can't through a mattress in the back of mustang.

Just one of the many reasons why I bought an SUV. Other reasons:

- 4 Wheel Drive!!!! :rockon:
- I can look down at the cheap Honda Civics :wave:
- If I get into an accident with a car, I win
- I can haul my tools around
- I don't need a spoiler on my SUV to make it look cool :crackup:

 

[unorthodox]

Unorthodox; you can't throw a mattress in the back of mustang.

But I can throw your wife on the hood of my mustang, spread her legs, and let the magic commence. :crackup:


Mustang is a horse, and I'm a knight!! Women dream about this shyt. When they see me on my mustang, they want to **** me. When they see dudes on SUVs, they think provider. hahaha I bet chicks call you up when they need their matress moved, AFC, lol.

 

[fertileTurtle]

That's what I thought. :yes:

 

[BacardiGuy]

Toyota tundra is like mazda miata

The miata is a respectable track car, but that's about it. On the road a definite chick mobile. But the Tundra is a chick truck. They were probably jealous.