"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Chicks in the Peace Corps

Ian19

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I'm seriously considering going into the Peace Corps and doing volunteer work abroad for a couple of years. I'm just wondering how easy it is to get laid if you join. I've always heard Peace Corps chicks are relatively easy, usually aren't looking for a relationship while they're serving, and therefore screw alot during their 2 years of service. Does anyone know anything about this?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fred Da Head

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If you're considering joining so you can get tail... remember Shallow Al? Yeah. Peace Corps girls.

Besides, you shouldn't do anything--EVER--just for women.
 

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Fred Da Head said:
If you're considering joining so you can get tail... remember Shallow Al? Yeah. Peace Corps girls.

Besides, you shouldn't do anything--EVER--just for women.
Ditto, I plan on doing it for three reasons. First I want the experience. Secondly, I want the tuition expense to help pay off college loans. Thirdly, I will be able to halt interest on my college loans.

If you want easy girls. Go back to college. plus you should have a college degree to join. If your under 24, than check out the americorps. They are the domestic peace corps with only one year of service.

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Fred Da Head

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Heck, you don't need to actually be in College, just live near one. Plenty of easy women, parties, etc.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fred Da Head said:
Heck, you don't need to actually be in College, just live near one. Plenty of easy women, parties, etc.
basically, plus you can get the education for free without the sheepskin. Thats how Steve Jobs did it.

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Ian19

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I'm definitely not joining the Peace Corps just to get women. There's much easier ways than going half way around the world and living in poverty for two years. I just figured it would be good to know what to expect as far as Peace Corps chicks go. I've heard peopel say they're easy but never seen anyone elaborate on it or talk about their experiences.
 
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