"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Chicks checking out guys and flirting while driving is dead

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....ohhhhhhh. This is a story all about how I've seen the ways of the DJ flipped upside down. I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, let me tell you the story of how I noticed the way girlies changed for the modern day.

So I was leaving a place I frequent, and there's this hottie from there. I'll check her out, and she'll do the same. She's got this "it" about her that has me really attracted, and I've been seeing her around for close to two years now. Anyway I was leaving and what do you know her car was behind me. So I start feeling kind of cool, and am hoping when we get on the stretch of road with multiple lanes something like this could happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz-z_TeJObU

I thought the whole time that she was checking me out, and maybe wanted to do some roadside flirting. Once we got on the multiple lane area I see she was messing with her fvcking phone, and was probably doing it the whole time :crackup: I remember the days when a chick used to look at a guy driving, he'd play it cool, and sometimes he'd flirt while other times he'd barely acknowledge the chick if he did at all. When the dude could feel like Clark Griswold or James Bond while driving and some chick is digging you and your ride. Now it's all fvcked up, and if you're driving a car designed to look like a giant d**k chicks wouldn't even notice.

....I remember being 17, and I burned a CD with that Griswold driving song on it and I'd flirt while driving like Clark...........oh how the times have changed....

Rock on :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol yup pretty much, but I do think that having a badass truck helps. I got my raptor a few months ago and in the first week or two I had two chicks in a mustang yell out the window "nice truck!".

I used to have one hot chick always yell when I would be leaving school in my mustang "I love your car". Seriously I think she yelled that to me atleast 20 times. Never got a chance to stop and talk to her cuz I was always heading to work.
 

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dk1990S111 said:
I used to have one hot chick always yell when I would be leaving school in my mustang "I love your car". Seriously I think she yelled that to me atleast 20 times. Never got a chance to stop and talk to her cuz I was always heading to work.
Such a busy alpha male.
 
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