"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What is it with girls loving animals so much?i mean they lie and hold the dog.squeezing,etc. What are ur guys opinion on that? Is she not getting enough love from me or what?
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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my ex loved dogs too. They are alright by me, but I don't want a damn animal sleepin in the bed with me or gettin on my couch. Stinkin up my stuff or shedding hair everywhere. When she brought her dog over I made it sleep in the living room away from me. She used to feel sorry for it...."awwww she's used to sleepin in the bed with me" is what she used to tell me. Fawk that. Funny thing is that dog obeyed me 10x better than my ex b/c my ex never was stern with it. The dog thought my ex was her equal. lol
 

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Then i guess its a woman thing.but i always thought that they are missing sumthing and now they hold the dog,etc.sumtimes,i dont knw why, i get kinda mad at her, like shes showing more love towards the little dog. Than me.lol i knw i think a lot of shyt sumtimes
 

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RandallP said:
my ex loved dogs too. They are alright by me, but I don't want a damn animal sleepin in the bed with me or gettin on my couch. Stinkin up my stuff or shedding hair everywhere. When she brought her dog over I made it sleep in the living room away from me. She used to feel sorry for it...."awwww she's used to sleepin in the bed with me" is what she used to tell me. Fawk that. Funny thing is that dog obeyed me 10x better than my ex b/c my ex never was stern with it. The dog thought my ex was her equal. lol
Goddamn... I could have written that myself, every single word !
 

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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah I agree with you on that.
Don't get me wrong, I love animals, I have no problem with pets...but one thing we have to remember: they are freakin' animals. They are not people.

So what you're speaking of is right on...is this a modern phenomena? The way girls they treat their stinking dogs and cats like people? And it's slowly seeped out from womanhood into society as a whole now.

I grew up in a home where we always had dogs but my dad said NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE, simple as that. And I grew up that way.

I blame Disney and all their talking animal garbage.
 

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Jakes21 said:
What is it with girls loving animals so much?i mean they lie and hold the dog.squeezing,etc. What are ur guys opinion on that? Is she not getting enough love from me or what?
Its the mild form of the crazy old woman with the 100 cats syndrome.

Why they like dogs? because a dog will follow their commands and give them attention all day long. Sort of like what "AFC male friends orbitors" do which in a way also makes them their pets.
 

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don't start neg hitting the doggies just to be funny... that's never a good sign.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I do like dogs but i dont like them sleeping in the house,not to mention the bedroom....what makes me also mad is when the dog licks u...i mean he/she was just licking their ass, and now licking ur gals face which u will kiss later on.gheez....i knw i must sound pathetic but did u guys ever wondered when the dog lies on the girls lap,that the dog's leg is pressing against the vagina??
 

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It's their nurturing instinct I suppose. The trouble is when some girls begin to think of animals as like their children (and those are usually the same girls who think of chocolate as sex for some reason).

I actually like cats better than dogs, but I dunno if having a at will help you with women any.
 
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