"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick texts me back after almost 9 months

floydb25

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Most likely scenario: she dated SEVERAL other guys, and they all fell through. Good looking, stuck up, disrespectful girls tend to do this, and all the men hate them (hence why nothing lasts). People come and go. Now she's looking at the men she treated like **** and avoided and deemed "not good enough" as a last resort - even though they live several states away. This is why they keep back-up plans around for years and years - incase everything else falls through. Now she's trying to act nice and excited and apologetic after all this time... Out of no where. Notice how she's leaving the room open for you to show interest in her.

She probably just wants to ****, and be around someone who doesn't completely hate her (yet). All the other guys who dumped her ass probably couldn't stand her ****, and she has no one left in the near-term. It's not just a coincidence that she's contacting you out of the blue, after all this time. This is how BACK-UP PLANS are treated. Don't rule out her wanting an ego boost and feeling desired after being DUMPED, either. Or that her other back-up's told her to **** off already.

I say, just use her like she used you (and probably still is). Or just avoid / reject and find others. I don't tolerate any kind of disrespect, and can't stand users, but do what you will.

Any time a girl did this to me - it's because their other options fell through. And it was always several months - years later. Popping up out of no where, whenever they got dumped, and trying to lure themselves back in. Same "Hey! How you been! Hope everything is good! Sorry about..." BS that she's feeding you... Sweet talkers, and fakes. They thought I'd still be available and gullible after all this time - because they're so special, and can pop in and out at any time, treat people however they like, and have everyone at their beck and call. *****, please. :nono:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Dust 2 Dust

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She just broke up with her ex...forget it.
She lives 8 hours away...Forget it.
9 months of no contact...Forget it.
Says she's gonna visit in 3 weeks...Forget it.
 
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