"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Chick is in love with me

AnkleBreaker

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So my brother calls me up and says you wanna come down here for a couple of weeks (he lives in New Mexico im in Texas) im like yea, He says his gf has a really hott friend that wants to meet me

So i talk to her on the phone, 2 days later i go down ther i check her out shes maybe a 6 not so hott like i thought but has an apple bottom ass i ignore her at first and just chill and drink with my bro. Then finally he says im tired and goes inside so i go talk to the chick we talk like 15 min and then she says its cold lets go back to my place so im like ok.

She says lets watch a movie (we both know wher this is going)
So we go to her bedroom and lay down next to each other 5 min later were goin at it. I was a little drunk though but had a hard on like i was on viagra she told me i made her *** like 4 times but i didnt not even once, we had sex from about 12pm to 4am
then did the cuddling **** and she said she would make me breakfast but i left early.

O yea did i mention she has 2 kids so the 2 weeks that im ther im screwin this chick man she can cook,She did my laundry for me.

We were layin in bed one time and we got into a conversation about motorcycles and my bro was gonna get a crotch rocket this year and, Im like id like one of those then the next day my brothers girl friend ask me what kinda motorcycle i want.

I say a Yamaha R6 so that night she tells me so you want a yamah R6 and i say yea, Shes says i get about 6000 in febuary for taxes ill buy you one of course i think this is totally bull **** but she was serious. So i left back home the next day and she cried when i did we still keep in touch and stuff. I really dont have any feelings for this girl but man id look so ****in sick on a R6

Were pretty far apart so if i cheated on her she wouldnt know basically all i have to do is visit her every now and then and i get a motorcycle in return is that so bad?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Phantasmal

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Originally posted by AnkleBreaker

Were pretty far apart so if i cheated on her she wouldnt know basically all i have to do is visit her every now and then and i get a motorcycle in return is that so bad?
You're joking, right?
 

BMW

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ankle breaker= bad example of a human being
 

Ken785

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Don't fvckin use her liek that dude, thats fvcked up! If you dont like her, tell her your real feelings, and hes right...let her spend that money on her kids. sounds like this chick really needs a man to be a substitute FATHER for her kids....if you stay with her shell probably get you drunk one day and fvck her without a condom so he can knock her up on "accident"...just so you can stay with her and take care of your kid AND her kids too.

Dont fall for that shyt!! My cousin fell for that shyt, now hes taking care of her, his kid, AND her kids!! Dont let that bytch manipulate you like that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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