The other day i was hanging with a group of friends we were chilling in my homies room theres this one girl junior fine as hell had DD since she was a freshman nice body anyways we all break into just like wrestling around and crap i then in the middle of this she grabs my nuts and slowley begins to squeeze i was in a position were i could really move so i grabbed her tit a squeezed then after wards she ends up getting pissed at me im like WTF ive had similar situations like this happend before seriously were does this obsession for grabbing nuts and **** come from
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Chick Grabed My Nuts and..
- Thread starter frisco
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I'd be like "you know you want it girl" and if she's still mad about it, I'd be like "look I was juss playin aronud, you don't needa get all pissed."
Handle it like a pimp.
Handle it like a pimp.
exactly. she shouldnt be grabbin balls if she doesnt want to be violated in return. jeez.Originally posted by AC/DC
I'd be like "you know you want it girl" and if she's still mad about it, I'd be like "look I was juss playin aronud, you don't needa get all pissed."
Handle it like a pimp.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Actions have consequences.
If she grabs your balls shes implicitly consenting to having her tits grabbed
If she grabs your balls shes implicitly consenting to having her tits grabbed
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
you should have laughed it off and said loudly 'hey, the fùck you thought it was going to happen when you touched my d1ck, lady?', so that she could feel embarrassed for everybody knowing she touched your nuts