The other day i was hanging with a group of friends we were chilling in my homies room theres this one girl junior fine as hell had DD since she was a freshman nice body anyways we all break into just like wrestling around and crap i then in the middle of this she grabs my nuts and slowley begins to squeeze i was in a position were i could really move so i grabbed her tit a squeezed then after wards she ends up getting pissed at me im like WTF ive had similar situations like this happend before seriously were does this obsession for grabbing nuts and **** come from
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Chick Grabed My Nuts and..
- Thread starter frisco
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I'd be like "you know you want it girl" and if she's still mad about it, I'd be like "look I was juss playin aronud, you don't needa get all pissed."
Handle it like a pimp.
Handle it like a pimp.
exactly. she shouldnt be grabbin balls if she doesnt want to be violated in return. jeez.Originally posted by AC/DC
I'd be like "you know you want it girl" and if she's still mad about it, I'd be like "look I was juss playin aronud, you don't needa get all pissed."
Handle it like a pimp.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Actions have consequences.
If she grabs your balls shes implicitly consenting to having her tits grabbed
If she grabs your balls shes implicitly consenting to having her tits grabbed
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
you should have laughed it off and said loudly 'hey, the fùck you thought it was going to happen when you touched my d1ck, lady?', so that she could feel embarrassed for everybody knowing she touched your nuts