"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Chick considers men who stop giving her attention when she gets fat as "shallow"

The_411

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mrRuckus said:
Obese people die sooner well before they are elderly.

Elderly people are the ones who rack up the largest medical bills, by far.

If anything, obesity saves us money because they are dying off right before they cost a lot for old people health care, and as their productivity dips. Dying in their 40s, 50s, and 60s is of benefit to us normal size folk.

The real issue is everyone eating a crapload of horrendous genetically modified wheat not meant for human consumption, engorging themselves on sugar, and then the health industry paying to treat their diabetes and put them on worthless statin medications that do nothing to prevent heart disease. But you don't have to be fat to have or get those.
Actually with Obese people you are dealing with heart attacs (hospitalizaion) diabetes, hypertension, sleep apnea, edema, and myriad of other health related issues. While old people cost a lot when they die when someone is morbidly obese from age 20 on you deal with it for 45-50 years in some cases. I didn't even get into the orthopedics problsm associated with obesity like knee problems, back problems etc.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Ex GF started putting on the pounds. Funny thing, I saw her downtown the other day. We were both running laps around one of the parks. She's lost weight, funny it took a break-up for her to get to it. IF anything she owes me a fine thank you. I've single handedly helped her improve her health thru breaking up with her. How about that! Granted in her eyes I'm just another A$$hole that didn't appreciate her. Nothing improves a mans ratings as much as how many women hate him. The more they talk about you, in a good light, in a bad light....doesn't matter, the more other women will want you.
Fat is a western weakness. Alot of women will try to shame a man into a relationship even though they are not healthy. Rather than work on themselves they project the entitled attitude that their own weaknesses towards food shouldn't stop them from getting an Alpha Male. It's pervasive. I wish it weren't that way, but that's our world today.
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