"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bingo-Player

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met a new potential plate on Saturday whilst i was out , brunette , laidback and good vibes ( my type ) b00bs are a bit small but there are good plastic surgeons out there

we spend perhaps an hour flirting in the bar touching joking blah blah blah , we exchange numbers and i tell her il be touch

hit her up last night with some smooth stuff and conversation is good

then towards the end she asks me am i a b00b or an A$$ man !?!

so because it was obvious she has got very small b00bs i simply said

" well considering im still talking to you what do you think ? "

she said "haha well you surely cant be a b00b man then"

then i left the conversation and went to bed because it was late didn't bother saying night or anything

i thought that was a bit of a wierd question for a woman to ask tbh

not really sure where to take the conversation from here , any views ?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alpheta

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How can this possibly be confusing?

She thinks you are an ass man. Theres nothing more to it.
 

TheMonkeyKing

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" well considering im still talking to you what do you think ? "
Haa! Sh!t man, she must like you to reply to that. That was proper jerkboy response!

She's obviously insecure about it and was seeking your validation; which you kind of gave her, in a very back-handed way :D She's basically saying, 'I know I've got small t!ts, do you mind Bingo?'

That's funny as fck. I'd be interested to know how it turns out.
 

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How can this possibly be confusing?

She thinks you are an ass man. Theres nothing more to it.
i didn't say it was confusing , i said it was weird for a woman to ask that so early in the interaction phase

i mean ive known this girl like 24 hours and shes asking me if im into a$$ or t1ts ?

rare to say the least
 

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i didn't say it was confusing , i said it was weird for a woman to ask that so early in the interaction phase

i mean ive known this girl like 24 hours and shes asking me if im into a$$ or t1ts ?

rare to say the least
she wants the D I guess.

Doesnt wana play too many games just wants to get down.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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met a new potential plate on Saturday whilst i was out , brunette , laidback and good vibes ( my type ) b00bs are a bit small but there are good plastic surgeons out there

we spend perhaps an hour flirting in the bar touching joking blah blah blah , we exchange numbers and i tell her il be touch

hit her up last night with some smooth stuff and conversation is good

then towards the end she asks me am i a b00b or an A$$ man !?!

so because it was obvious she has got very small b00bs i simply said

" well considering im still talking to you what do you think ? "

she said "haha well you surely cant be a b00b man then"

then i left the conversation and went to bed because it was late didn't bother saying night or anything

i thought that was a bit of a wierd question for a woman to ask tbh

not really sure where to take the conversation from here , any views ?
She was basically laying her insecurities out right in front of you. Ignore it and stay the course
 

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I find it interesting that she was so direct about it. Usually woman try to figure it out indirectly by observing you. Basically, how you react when a woman with a full rack of ribs walks by;).

The timeliness of her asking this would make me believe that she is indeed insecure about it but also that it has defiantly been a problem for her in the past. (guy choosing "Genetically" gifted friend over her etc)

I do like your response to the question, tugged at her insecurities a bit. A nice touch.
 

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Your response was gold :)

The reason we need to use the technique of qualification with women when advancing on them is because they need to understand why you like them, or at least know that there is a reason. They are wary of men faking high interest and fear being perceived as "just another girl". She's interested in you and was actually helping you run some qualification.
 

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Well hanndled...

She was a little insecure and wanted to know you were attracted to her.
 

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met a new potential plate on Saturday whilst i was out , brunette , laidback and good vibes ( my type ) b00bs are a bit small but there are good plastic surgeons out there

we spend perhaps an hour flirting in the bar touching joking blah blah blah , we exchange numbers and i tell her il be touch

hit her up last night with some smooth stuff and conversation is good

then towards the end she asks me am i a b00b or an A$$ man !?!

so because it was obvious she has got very small b00bs i simply said

" well considering im still talking to you what do you think ? "

she said "haha well you surely cant be a b00b man then"

then i left the conversation and went to bed because it was late didn't bother saying night or anything

i thought that was a bit of a wierd question for a woman to ask tbh

not really sure where to take the conversation from here , any views ?
My response would have been:

"I am a woman's man".

For some reason "I like big butts and I cannot lie......." is playing in my head. Even though I am for certain a b00b man.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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daddymonsterpoodle

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Big, small or nonexistent. If I can c-m on them then they are perfect.
 
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