"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Bet cha liked that opening play.

I'm cheering for the Bears, too... they beat my Seahawks (barely!).
 

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Freakin incredible. I knew Hester would score, I didn't know it would be the first play.
 

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yea but grossman looks lackluster as usual.

Bears came close to intercepting peyton twice before they actually did...but before the pick, peyton was marching down the field, up until that last series where they got to 3 & 12. We shall see.... bears defense can get tired if grossman sucking and peyton keeps it up
 

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aha. Typical Grossman hate.

Grossman has a better record than Manning in the post season.

also Manning's not going to be doing much passing in that weather.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whoops!

Nice pass coverage there Chicago.

Geez... fumble-fest 2007
 

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Great game. Lots of mistakes though. Not looking like the two best teams in the NFL!
 

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prince is god!!! he's like the only dude that can pull of acting like a chick and make it seem cool. man he rocked!!! i could care less about the game after my team got beat out but man that was a show. are superbowls always that cool at halftime?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Usually when people play the superbowl they get drowned out in the huge crowd - but he is really rocking it. Compared to last year's Janet Jackson show, where everything was lip synced and choreographed, there is no comparison. He's like the real deal.
 

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Janet Jackson was three years ago.
 

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4th quarter, bears behind by 12 right now, it doesn't look like they will win. especially after that defensive touchdown by the colts
 

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'Da Bears . . .

Urlacher just ate his left shoe and was last seen headed for Grossman. I bet he's going to have him for breakfast with some fava beans and a nice swig of Jack.

Dungy deserved every bit of it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I betted for the colts 25 dollars. I was scared when I saw the bears though. I said what did I get myself into. I won though ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
 

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da_hunter said:
Grossman blew it. The offense sucks!
Did you have any doubt at all Grossman wouldn't piss it away? Christ even Trent Dilfer got a fvcking ring by NOT FVCKING UP. Grossman has a bullseye on him . . .
 

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2 s.hitty teams trading fumbles in the rain (the rain really screwed up the Superbowl atmosphere), 2 coaches who lack personality, 2 mediocre running backs, the 2 biggest queers in the United States (Prince and Peyton Manning), absolutely no controversy, and lackluster commercials. Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts on winning the 2nd most boring superbowl ever (behind the Raiders/Buccaneers Superbowl a few years back)!

Anybody know when college football season kicks off again?
 

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I do hope you aren't putting Addai in with that "mediocre" running back statement... You don't put up good numbers in the big one, and sure as hell don't put up 171 yards, 37 recieving yards and 4 touchdowns, much less over 1000 rushing yards on split carries, with an average of close to 5ypc as a "mediocre" back. :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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