The Duke
Master Don Juan
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This is a happy thread! Keep it light and fun. Post whatever you want.
As I sit here reflecting back on 2018 I am thankful for all the good times I had and the women that made it all possible.
-Thank you to the nurse that only wanted to come to my house, drink ,and dance all night in my living room then have hot sex. Best return on investment in the history of wining and dining women.
-Thank you to the crazy-wild ex trophy wife that showed up at my house at 4:30am that one time. Fuhking in your exhusbands beautiful gazillion square foot home with the electric toilets and 8ft tv screen was PIMP! Oh yeah how could I forget doing 150mph in your Ferrari....errrr I mean his Ferrari!
-And the little cute 21yo......half my age. Although I can't get hooked enough to date, I did appreciate the boost to my ego. Shooting down your army of cahk blocking friends so I could take you home was the fun part. IF you read this, your bottle of Chanel is still at my house.
-Then there is my exgf that still lets me show up at her house after midnight half lit. Always fuhked my brains out and made me amazing breakfast the next morning. Sorry I can't get past your angry episodes and your chronic habit of stalking my faKebook trying to figure out what girl I am poking.
-Oh yes and the girl who ghosted me during our 2nd date. Cheers to you sweet tits! Thanks for doing what you did so I didn't get mixed up with you because I'm sure you are a crazy piece of schitt.
-Thank you to the one I fuhked on her office conference table and wound up at a luxury hotel that night. THe view of the city and her tits pressed up against the window in our hotel room was spectacular. That was a pretty memorable first date, reminded me of my younger days. I really wished things would have worked out. Always thought we had a good shot. Ohh well.
-And to my most recent conquest that I went home with last weekend after a night of dancing. Cheers to that smokin' little body, I plan to have some more fun with that. I know you are fresh out of a marriage and just want to use me for my cahk and smooth dance skills, but its ok sweetie I've had your kind before.
And probably the one woman I am most thankful for is Whitney Wolfe, the creator of Bumble. Thank you for "empowering women". lmfao You have certainly made my cahk feel empowered! Together we can Make America Great Again. Just keep bumble stacked with hotties.
Like @Glassguy said, you either win or you learn. Never stop learning. Each one of these girls has taught me something.
As I sit here reflecting back on 2018 I am thankful for all the good times I had and the women that made it all possible.
-Thank you to the nurse that only wanted to come to my house, drink ,and dance all night in my living room then have hot sex. Best return on investment in the history of wining and dining women.
-Thank you to the crazy-wild ex trophy wife that showed up at my house at 4:30am that one time. Fuhking in your exhusbands beautiful gazillion square foot home with the electric toilets and 8ft tv screen was PIMP! Oh yeah how could I forget doing 150mph in your Ferrari....errrr I mean his Ferrari!
-And the little cute 21yo......half my age. Although I can't get hooked enough to date, I did appreciate the boost to my ego. Shooting down your army of cahk blocking friends so I could take you home was the fun part. IF you read this, your bottle of Chanel is still at my house.
-Then there is my exgf that still lets me show up at her house after midnight half lit. Always fuhked my brains out and made me amazing breakfast the next morning. Sorry I can't get past your angry episodes and your chronic habit of stalking my faKebook trying to figure out what girl I am poking.
-Oh yes and the girl who ghosted me during our 2nd date. Cheers to you sweet tits! Thanks for doing what you did so I didn't get mixed up with you because I'm sure you are a crazy piece of schitt.
-Thank you to the one I fuhked on her office conference table and wound up at a luxury hotel that night. THe view of the city and her tits pressed up against the window in our hotel room was spectacular. That was a pretty memorable first date, reminded me of my younger days. I really wished things would have worked out. Always thought we had a good shot. Ohh well.
-And to my most recent conquest that I went home with last weekend after a night of dancing. Cheers to that smokin' little body, I plan to have some more fun with that. I know you are fresh out of a marriage and just want to use me for my cahk and smooth dance skills, but its ok sweetie I've had your kind before.
And probably the one woman I am most thankful for is Whitney Wolfe, the creator of Bumble. Thank you for "empowering women". lmfao You have certainly made my cahk feel empowered! Together we can Make America Great Again. Just keep bumble stacked with hotties.
Like @Glassguy said, you either win or you learn. Never stop learning. Each one of these girls has taught me something.
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