"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Check this out!! "Virgin School"...LOL!!!!!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJDamage said:
Not if your teacher is someone that can be your grandmother. Looking at a hundred year old woman's cooch is like looking stright at the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlUVujcTbrI

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Ah come on!! I was eating when I watched this!!

That's just wrong, on too many levels.

Man...there should be a disclaimer on some of these posts. :mad:
 

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HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHahhaahah. The part where he cums and his legs are like spasiming is soooooo hilarious, I watched it 3 times before I realised it was totally gay to watch it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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THATS SICK... i turned it off as soon as the grandma started taking of her pants.

I thought this was gonna be more along the lines of 40 year old virgin not f-in grandmas gone wild.
Would not wish that on any of our AFCs or dateless wonders.
 
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