"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Check this out: Count the F's

dadmonson

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EYE TEST
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> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
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> WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
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> Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
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> Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
> Three is normal, four is quite rare.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Boner da Stoner

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I opened this thread with the number 6 running through my head:p

I must be psychic:)
 

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prepositions piss me off.......
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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i got 5, i missed 1 of the of's
 

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The trick is, you have to read it fast, not slowly, going back over it again and again. :p

You also have to have not heard of this kind of test before.
 

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Originally posted by italostud
The trick is, you have to read it fast, not slowly, going back over it again and again. :p

You also have to have not heard of this kind of test before.
I'm really stupid. I did this test a couple of years ago. and pretty much knew what to look for.. i thought it was OF and IF but i still got 3.. even the second time i did it, still 3.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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6.. i didnt read it, just looked for Fs :p
 
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