Check this out - complete opposite frame of mind worked

[T Money]

I wanted to bang the **** out of this hostess I work with ever since she started working here. We go out to dinner after work one night, and she was all "so you have a girlfriend right?" I said:

"No, I have a small penis and i'm terrible in bed. I've never satisfied a woman before."

Not even in a jokingly way, I just thought it might work. And it did. She became so curious I guess, I don't know what it was, we ended up going back to my place and ****ing all night, and she was soon proved wrong by both cases, and i'm pretty sure that made her extremely happy.

Just wanted to share that bit of knowledge, I never thought of that approach, but it's gold.

The new pimping is to not be a pimp.

 

[realsmoothie]

Way to quote George Costanza, sorta.

GEORGE (to attractive lady at diner) "Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."

LADY (smiling) "Reallly..."

 

[KarmaSutra]

I wanted to bang the **** out of this hostess I work with ever since she started working here. We go out to dinner after work one night, and she was all "so you have a girlfriend right?" I said:

"No, I have a small penis and i'm terrible in bed. I've never satisfied a woman before."

Not even in a jokingly way, I just thought it might work. And it did. She became so curious I guess, I don't know what it was, we ended up going back to my place and ****ing all night, and she was soon proved wrong by both cases, and i'm pretty sure that made her extremely happy.

Just wanted to share that bit of knowledge, I never thought of that approach, but it's gold.

The new pimping is to not be a pimp.

Well played. It piqued her curiousity and got her interested.

The best thing to do in this situation is play it straight faced just as you did.

 

[Lust]

Hmm interesting,

So you just got a hunch it would work? Hehe nice, i may try it.

 

[T Money]

Hmm interesting,

So you just got a hunch it would work? Hehe nice, i may try it.

yeah I was in a really good mood and I just felt like having fun with it. She laughed at first, then realized that I wasn't laughing or smiling and apparently she was already getting wet I don't know. But when I got her home, her panties were already deteriorated through

 

[mrRuckus]

I've done the "i have a small penis" thing before. They never seem to believe it.

 

[T Money]

I've done the "i have a small penis" thing before. They never seem to believe it.

that's exactly why it worked I think.

 

[jamescr73]

yeah, they dont believe you either way. If you brag and say your huge and great in bed, they wont believe you, and you wont ever get the chance to prove you werent lying. If a girl ever asks how big you are, say your tiny, or that you have the worlds smallest penis, and keep a straight face and dont act like your joking. Their curiosity will land them under your sheets quite often.

 

[knglerxt]

Yeaaah.

 

[Kev07]

so what if you say that and you DO have a small penis and you DO suck in bed :crackup:

 

[jamescr73]

then they shouldnt be dissapointed because you warned them

 

[michaelhctam]

Way to quote George Costanza, sorta.

GEORGE (to attractive lady at diner) "Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."

LADY (smiling) "Reallly..."

HAHA :crackup:

 

[Last Man Standing]

What if someone (cough) really has a small penis - what then?

 

[KarmaSutra]

What if someone (cough) really has a small penis - what then?

Be the best fvcking pvssy eater she has ever known. Then when she spreads the word to her gal pals they'll spread 'em too.

I have a (cough cough), "friend" who has an average peepee and he taught himself how to breathe underwater and he fvcks 'em up the butt :crazy:

 

[Ace of Flames]

I have a (cough cough), "friend" who has an average peepee and he taught himself how to breathe underwater and he fvcks 'em up the butt :crazy:

I never want to know how this feat is accomplished.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Be the best fvcking pvssy eater she has ever known. Then when she spreads the word to her gal pals they'll spread 'em too.

That is nasty!!! Quit eating pvssy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[st_99]

I have a feeling it wouldn't have mattered what you said that night, clearly she wanted to get laid and nothing was stopping her.. Sometimes you can't do anything wrong.

 

[Last Man Standing]

I have a feeling it wouldn't have mattered what you said that night, clearly she wanted to get laid and nothing was stopping her.. Sometimes you can't do anything wrong.

Yes, Hors are not to be chased - they are merely to be found!!!!!!!!

 

[KoalaKing]

I wanted to bang the **** out of this hostess I work with ever since she started working here. We go out to dinner after work one night, and she was all "so you have a girlfriend right?" I said:

"No, I have a small penis and i'm terrible in bed. I've never satisfied a woman before."

Not even in a jokingly way, I just thought it might work. And it did. She became so curious I guess, I don't know what it was, we ended up going back to my place and ****ing all night, and she was soon proved wrong by both cases, and i'm pretty sure that made her extremely happy.

Just wanted to share that bit of knowledge, I never thought of that approach, but it's gold.

The new pimping is to not be a pimp.

This is an awesome post, even if it was the truth it would have worked, how does one know if their penis is small anyway, but even if it is it is better to use the thing than to never reveal it. :yes:

 

[T Money]

Well most women you get with will make some kind of comment if you have a huge penis, I doubt they say if you have a small penis, that's like telling them their tits are too small.

Keep this frame of mind though, think non-pimp non-smooth things, women are sick of that. I stay as aloof as possible and non-game oriented, and I do pretty damn well with women.

Not to rip this site, this is a great site but I don't use a lot of the "techniques" found here. I just read the bible and made myself a better person, boosted my confidence and am completely happy with who I am now, which is what works best.

EDIT: And for whoever said "Stop eating pvssy!!!" you're not going to get very far man, that's like telling women not to give you blow jobs. It's a beautiful thing, learn to love it.