Check out this text convo

[TheNewGuy]

I made small talk with this girl via SMS, nothing big. Just about this party we were at over the weekend.

Me: "your a loser i never see you outside of school"
Her: "I saw you last night"
Me: "yeah for like ten minutes"
Her: "it was longer than that. and when would you like to see me TheNewGuy?"

I'm thinking of replying back "wednesdays good for me." Wednesday is valentines day.

Or I'll just flat out ignore it and see her in school.

 

[asdfghjkl]

Dude, that's pretty much the closest a girl can come to asking you out without actually doing it haha. Reply however you want based on how you feel about the girl, but if I were you I wouldn't really make a first date type of thing for Valentine's day, too much pressure.

 

[Docs]

I think you're pretty cool, but I'm busy with trying to get pigs to fly, so I can't let you have me until I do that first (WHILE IN THE SAME MOMENT, you are displaying interest)

 

[Charm&Style]

pssssshhhh pigs can already fly...your wasting your time

 

[Patrick124]

I think you're pretty cool, but I'm busy with trying to get pigs to fly, so I can't let you have me until I do that first (WHILE IN THE SAME MOMENT, you are displaying interest)

i wish i was this witty sometimes. man some of the people on this forum know their sh!t.
as for the girl..say what Doc said, and then beat that pvssy up.

 

[Docs]

Yeah, but I can't make them fly.

 

[Kiko-]

I love Docs posts. Good One.
You could also use the "I'm gonna ask you out actually.. But not right now, I'm not in the mood" too.

 

[notdonjuan]

you thinks thats witty, fukn queers. DOCS your always on so suave where do yu get the time to pick up chicks man.

 

[Docs]

you thinks thats witty, fukn queers. DOCS your always on so suave where do yu get the time to pick up chicks man.

Today wasn't a pick up day. I went to work, got home, slept, and decided to not go into my other work, and not in the mood to go out (Also, it's a monday. I hate mondays). So henceforth, I was on the site.

Where should you be? Not posting, but reading.

 

[ValleyDJing]

you thinks thats witty, fukn queers. DOCS your always on so suave where do yu get the time to pick up chicks man.

Dude, Docs doesn't need to pick up chicks. The dude is way beyond that by this point. They try to pick him up nowadays. Thats what you should be striving for.

 

[notdonjuan]

Dude, Docs doesn't need to pick up chicks. The dude is way beyond that by this point. They try to pick him up nowadays. Thats what you should be striving for.

are yu serious? chicks pick up docs? your a retard you really need to get out and stop taking ****ty advice about conversation lines like "making pigs fly".

 

[ValleyDJing]

I wasn't defending that line. I personally wouldn't use it. I was just simply stating that you have no idea what you're talking about. You've been here all of what?...2 weeks?

 

[notdonjuan]

lmao, so your a veteran ehh? youve been here years? wow dude congrats, this forum is an ass piece of ****. 90 percent of the ****s here dont knw what they are on about. This place aint gonna get you laid. quite seriously.

 

[NewspaperRalph]

lol

, notdonjuan, judging from your user name, ur prob not a guy (or a really emo/anti-men guy) so therefor your a woman. all i want to say is, thx for makin my day, ur a funny emo girl. If you want, we can show u how to make friends! well maybe not doc, cuss he thinks ur wierd now, and not me either cuss ur prob ugly, but that won't hold u back

 

[bigw]

lmao, so your a veteran ehh? youve been here years? wow dude congrats, this forum is an ass piece of ****. 90 percent of the ****s here dont knw what they are on about. This place aint gonna get you laid. quite seriously.

Grow some balls and come back when you've stopped relying on mummy for sustenance.

 

[ValleyDJing]

lmao, so your a veteran ehh? youve been here years? wow dude congrats, this forum is an ass piece of ****. 90 percent of the ****s here dont knw what they are on about. This place aint gonna get you laid. quite seriously.

Veteran? ummm...sure.

Anyways, its funny how the newer the poster, the angrier they are. I was the same way, always picking fights with people over the forum and what not. Dude, nobody is gonna think you're cool making fun of people, even if you're good at it...so why don't you save yourself the time and trouble and at least make an attempt to behave yourself and treat people with more respect? I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here? You wanted to create a scene? Well congratulations, you've done it. Now shut up.