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[YAboi]

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her

When she ignores you
Give her your attention (sparingly)

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

Some of these sound like typical girly/afc nonsense! Was that you're intention?

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

That bint better start talking or I'm gone.

Give her the world.

Let her visit your world.

When she ignores you
Give her your attention (sparingly)

Ignore her more.

 

[highconscienceness]

Use a carrot to bring the wuss outside of you and then stab it with a blunt object until it's gone. Ya that means no more myspace and no more reposing bulletins you little emo attention *****. :kick:

 

[pinhas]

First one is true; everything after is sex in the city, cosmo reading mumbo-jumbo AFC acting attitude.

 

[terran2k]

what kinda bullsh!t is this? looks like something some chic wrote.

 

[squirrels]

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her

Yes.

When she ignores you
Give her your attention (sparingly)

No.

When she pulls away
Pull her back

No.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

HELL no.

Let her know she's important.

Eh, to some extent.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

Haha no...I wouldn't respect MYSELF, let alone HER respecting me.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

Probably best...you can't reason with a crying b!tch.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

I prefer a full-on tackle, American football style.

When she's scared
Protect her

But don't make a big deal about it.

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it

Sleep with it, sure. Keep it...HELL no.

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

Yes.

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

Ehh...

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

Nah, you don't have to justify sh*t to her. Just tell her, "trust me".

When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand

Or she's trying to get you to do something.

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

This is good kino.

When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh

I've knocked girls to the ground doing this. It works.

When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

That'd be with anyone.

When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does

Yes...establishing dominance through eye contact.

When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers

True, but she doesn't want to be yours. It's time to roll.

When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it

Or she just doesn't ahve anything better to do with her boring life than hang out on FaceBook.

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

Balls...I got sh*t to do.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

Depends on what she's mad about and what/who she's mad at.

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

What??

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

LAWL! No.

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

On Valentines Day and when you're f*cking her. Other than that...gay.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

F*ck that...I don't want to catch that sh*t.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

And continually tease her about how hilariously dumb it is until she forgets about the movie and you start humping.

- Give her the world.

..and expect the world in return.

- Let her wear your clothes

Depends...as long as I get 'em back.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

Let her instead imagine all the girls you're f**king behind her back.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

THIS is the only real "gem" in this turd-bowl.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

Please. She's likely crying over something stupid. Figure out what it is before you go getting all bent about it. Likely she just needs a hug.


It's not ALL bad. But you can tell a chick wrote it.

 

[YAboi]

+rep

Someone had to point this out

Of course a chick wrote it but at the end of the day not all female advice is bad. The best players usually have sisters who teach them the right etiquette and thus don't need to run around with memorised theories and tactic in their heads. This site can seriously stunt your growth if u are on it for too long just reading negative stories and taking in too many tactics.

I can mess with your mode of thought and complicate things for you. After knowing the basics of female behaviour its best to just try and be more natural in your interactions while sprinkling DJ techniques here and there in your conversation in the most natural free flowing way possible.

This site can be quite detrimental to your progress if it is not used properly..

 

[highconscienceness]

Of course a chick wrote it but at the end of the day not all female advice is bad. The best players usually have sisters who teach them the write etiquette and thus don't need to run around with memorised theories and tactic in their heads. This site can seriously stunt your growth if u are on it for too long just reading negative stories and taking in too many tactics.

I can mess with your mode of thought and complicate things for you. After knowing the basics of female behaviour its best to just try and be more natural in your interactions while sprinkling DJ techniques here and there in your conversation in the most natural free flowing way possible.

This site can be quite detrimental to your progress if it is not used properly..

What are you a wabbit?

 

[YAboi]

What are you a wabbit?

no, no im not it was a typo which I will correct now. Man ,this site has all sorts of characters.........

 

[Jariel]

When she ignores you
Give her your attention (sparingly)

No. Do the opposite. Do not reward this kind of behaviour!

When she pulls away
Pull her back

No. You pull away and let her come to you. Be a man and have some self respect!


When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.

Bullsh!t! That's what her gal pals, gay pals and AFC friends are for. If she's acting moody, go hang out with your mates until she sorts her sh!t out.


When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

Only say this stuff if she has earned it. If she's not making an effort for you, don't reward her with compliments


When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

If she's not answering for a long time, start looking at other prospects


When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

No! Only back yourself up if you know you've done something wrong, NOT because you want to win her approval.


When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers

But she probably wants to bang some other guy, so don't wait around for her

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

No. You have better things to do. Let her call you back when she's got something to say

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

No. Keep your distance and let her cool down. Don't get involved in her dramas! That's what her gal pals and gay friends are for.

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

When she says she's ok, just take her word for it and pay no more attention. She'll come round. As above, don't get sucked into her dramas and attention seeking.

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

No. Treat her as an addition to your life. Never let your life revolve around any chick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Only as a compromise.


- Give her the world.

Errr....how gay does that sound?


- Don't talk about other girls around her

Unless it's in moderation or unless she's playing games, acting cold...and it doesn't hurt to keep her on her toes once in a while.

Most of the advice in the OP is fine if you're looking for new friends or if you're a gay man, otherwise you might want to take note of the amendments Squirrels and I have made to the post (underlined).

 

[YAboi]

Most of the advice in the OP is fine if you're looking for new friends or if you're a gay man, otherwise you might want to take note of the amendments Squirrels and I have made to the post (underlined).

You know what I will be honest and say that your corrections are excellent for guys who are single but the writer makes it clear that its for when you are already in a relationship. With that said I think its all subjective and that nothing is set in stone. I was wrong for posting it up since only some of it applies.

 

[perseverance]

There is nothing wrong with being supportive of a woman, but this stuff is OTT.

It's little more than "treat her like a Princess". I will treat a woman like a Princess, when she treats me like Prince.

 

[AAAgent]

this stuff will make you remembered but when you're remembered you're ultimately no longer together.

 

[perseverance]

this stuff will make you remembered but when you're remembered you're ultimately no longer together.

Don't be soft.

I don't agree with men who treat women like sex objects and treat women without respect, but following this stuff will more than likely be the root cause of the break up in the first place.

 

[AAAgent]

Don't be soft.

I don't agree with men who treat women like sex objects and treat women without respect, but following this stuff will more than likely be the root cause of the break up in the first place.

sure.

 

[perseverance]

sure.

Well AAAgent. You get a girlfriend and treat like her like the OP states and we'll see how long the relationship lasts. I'll give it two years maximum before she gets bored of such a lack of stimulation that she goes off in search of someone who will create the spark that she craves.


There's a fine between being a man and being a servant and being a man and an idiot and unfortunately 90% of men on this planet just cannot find that line and stick to it.

 

[AAAgent]

dude i have no clue what you're talking about. re-read what i originally wrote again then come at me with something that makes sense.

 

[HolyG]

mods delete this BS

 

[perseverance]

dude i have no clue what you're talking about. re-read what i originally wrote again then come at me with something that makes sense.

Re-type what you typed in your first response, because it doesn't make sense. It seems to me that you are agreeing with the OP's checklist.

 

[YAboi]

Re-type what you typed in your first response, because it doesn't make sense. It seems to me that you are agreeing with the OP's checklist.

AAAgent is not agreeing with me , he is saying that if you do what was in the OP , the girl will remember you but only when you have already been dumped by her/when the relationship is over. Learn to read critically!