"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cheating While On Vacation

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Nearly a fifth of Brits cheat on their partner while they're on holiday - 13% while they're WITH them

Hey honey, let's take a vacation together! It will bring the spark back into our relationship!

Nearly a fifth of people admit cheating on their partner while on holiday.

Of those, 25% said they were unfaithful on a stag or hen do abroad. Another 13% admitted cheating when on holiday with their partner.

And the mix of sun, sea and booze could be behind a seasonal rise in divorces.

Amy Harris of law firm Slater and Gordon, which commissioned the survey, said: “This should act as a warning to couples. What may seem like a silly holiday romance can be detrimental to a relationship.”

Most people said they went behind their partner's back while away with friends (34%), or on a stag or hen do abroad (25%), followed by work-related trips (19%).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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They all cheat on vacation brother, if your wife goes on vacation by herself she is fvcking around. If you go on vacation by yourself and your wife stays at home because of work, she is fvcking around. You can install phone spying software to find out a lot about your wife or girlfriend.

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