"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cheapest car insurance?

The Sperminator

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I'm looking for new car insurance does anyone know what is the cheapest one? So far Geico is the cheapest one I found anyone know any cheaper ones?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Viking25

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I found Geico to be way cheaper then the rest and it seems like I dont have any billing issues with them. so far so good.
 

st_99

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Geico rocks, I saved a ton by switching to geico.

So easy, even a cave man can do it.
 

Bonhomme

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Citizens has been the best in Michigan, but I'll check into Geico, based on your info.

Whatever you do, avoid Safeco. When my car got totaled a few years ago they paid about 1/5 the value on which they based the premium. Less than a year's worth of collision! They shouldn't be allowed to do business, avoid them like the plague.

Poetic justice, though, because they'd have ended up netting more money by now if they paid out the claim properly and I kept insuring with them, rather than voting with my feet :p.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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