"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Cheap made at home halloween costume ideas

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Don't go to any party. Tell them you had a really good ninja costume. Proceed to tag yourself in pictures on Facebook later. Profit.
 

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JumpOff said:
Don't go to any party. Tell them you had a really good ninja costume. Proceed to tag yourself in pictures on Facebook later. Profit.
This
Repped for lulz
 

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take a white bed sheet and cut two eye holes in it...GHOST
 

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I'm rocking the redneck look. Jeans with holes in them, boots with my jeans tucked in, A cut off sleeves Daytona beach shirt, camo hat, and a dip can in my back pocket.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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black shirt and trousers.

white cardboard in the collar.

bingo. you're The Exorcist!
 

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Baseball raglan t-shirt, backwards cap, black thick rimmed glasses (fake), baseball mitt = Squints from The Sandlot. Red Sox shirt, or jersey, fake beard, army helmet (check Halloween store), snowboard or ski goggles = Jonny Gomes. This is probably the best one if you're really strapped for cash as it involves spending almost no money, wear something kind of nice like a button down shirt, or like whatever you would wear to a club, style or slick back your hair, then get a piece of cardboard and trace out the shape of a magnet (the ones you see in cartoons, almost like a horseshoe shape) cut it out and paint it or color it red and the tips silver, then print out pictures of chicks (like baby chickens, not girls. Although might work either way). Cut the pictures out and paste them on the magnet. Then poke a hole through the middle of the magnet and loop through either a piece of string or a chain of some sort then hang around your neck. You are a Chick Magnet.
 

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Dhoulmagus said:
Poor college student lol

Buy a large white Hefty Bag.

Get a large black marker.

Cut out a hole for your head and arms.

Write in big clear letters: Douche Bag

Draw a big smiley face underneath.

I made that costume like two years back. With regular clothes underneath. Cheap as hell and it made people go BERSERK.

You can get away with acting like a "Douchebag" on Halloween.

We were all out walking around cars were honking people pointing and yelling: "Hey Douchebag!" in the streets. lmao. It was EPIC.

I would do humping motions in the street and yell out: "I'm a fvckin douchebag!" People would laugh and let their stress out by yelling it back at me.

Went to a party inside and was putting a few single chicks I'd never even met over my lap and spanking them with my friend taking pictures of it being a "douchebag".


Best costume ever for crazy attention and BS. lol

**This year I didn't have time to but next year I'm going to upgrade and getting the bowl head haircut wig, fire extinguisher painted silver with it rigged to look like a cattle gun, a 1958 quarter, small bag of planters peanuts, brown pants, black button down, cowboy boots and going as Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men.

Call it friend-O!
 

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lol at the douche bag idea.

I was thinking plain old douche: a pink or yellow polo shirt with the collar flipped up, an obnoxious amount of hair gel, and some aviator sun glasses.
 

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Make your costume out of balloons, costs nothing and looks awesome... takes a bit of skill to get good at it but you can kick some serious ass at a party. Nifty Balloons Suits. (Search on Google)

http://thatslikewhoa.com/ninja-turtle-buzz-lightyear-costumes-made-from-balloons/

Either that or you can MAKE a gundam wing, believe it or not, you can throw something together for 20 bucks that looks insanely awesome made from cardboard. There's plans on the net to build the plasma rifle from ALIENS.

http://www.google.com.hk/search?um=....com%2Fqf-gundam-costumes-and-cosplay;468;702

I bought this guys book for 2 bucks http://gundamgeek.tumblr.com/ and it has provided a ton of awesome tips on building stuff out of cardboard boxes and glue.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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