chat up lines

[lil hooligan]

right at the moment im bored so i thought id make a thread on chat up lines
please post some, they can be cheesy or funny, whatever, il start it off



Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

 

[WalkingStick]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants"

"That dress looks great on you...It would look better on my bedroom floor"

"Would you sleep with me if I told you I had cancer?"

all I can think of for now.

 

[chinwaggler]

'i had the best chat up line ever but now i'm in front of you i've forgotten it........ oh yea it was: *really cheesey pickup line*'