"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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chat up lines

lil hooligan

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right at the moment im bored so i thought id make a thread on chat up lines
please post some, they can be cheesy or funny, whatever, il start it off



Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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WalkingStick

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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants"

"That dress looks great on you...It would look better on my bedroom floor"

"Would you sleep with me if I told you I had cancer?"

all I can think of for now.
 

chinwaggler

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'i had the best chat up line ever but now i'm in front of you i've forgotten it........ oh yea it was: *really cheesey pickup line*'
 
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