"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Changing my style

Centaurion

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
lol. Its good to know you cant admit when youre wrong so you try to make a joke and bust on other people who have common sense. My shoe knows wal mart doesnt have 50$ pants. So far you 2 for 2 for being a retard. Keep at it champ!! :cheer:
Wtf are you b*tching about now? Are you proud that you know how much pants cost at Walmart? Newsflash for ya, it's nothing to be proud of.

I was stating that there is a difference between a cheap ass $50 pants and a proper designer pants. You numbnuts can try to convince yourself that it's 'cool' to shop at Walmart and that there is no difference between a $50 and a $200 pants, but that's not the truth. I will go out on a limb here and say that you've probably never owned a $200+ pants, if you had you'd know the difference.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Brian20o2

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen
The key part of your wardrobe will be jeans. They should cost around $200 for a good pair.
WTF $200 For some jeans?I dunno anout you guys but Im cheap and wont buy jeans for more than $25. lol My best pair of jeans I got from WalMart for $15 and I love em.
 

Julian

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who needs style?

i walk around rockin a burlap sack!

WHAT B1TCH!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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