Change your personality

[ValleyDJing]

If you want to turn yourself completely around mentally, psychologically, (physically, you're on your own, you should know what you need to work on), and if you want to do it in a hurry, then you need to do the following steps.

Step 1. Become an a.sshole. (don't worry, its fun I promise)

The End.


Here's a reading list for you...this should help get you started, define "a.sshole" for you, and give you an idea of how an a.sshole speaks and acts.

* I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Tucker Max
* The Complete A.sshole's Guide to Handling Chicks - can't remember the author, google it
* The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox


If you're doing it right, you should be recieving comments such as these on a daily basis:

-That's ****ed up!
-Are you seriously that big of an a.sshole?
-You're a colossal doush bag!
-*gasp*
-I didn't raise you to be like this! (my personal favorite)


Be indifferent to criticism. Come out with a f.uck everybody that isn't me mentality. Make it a goal to piss people off every day by saying and/or doing something horrible or shocking. Target hot chicks in particular. You'll get over your fear of rejection and criticism so quick it'll make your head spin and your d.ick hard. Believe me, after getting told to "Go f.uck yourself and die!!" by a few dozen chicks, getting denied a phone number doesn't seem so harsh.

That should cover it. Any question or comments...feel free to contact me @ this thread.

 

[sexybeast]

I think this post could miss lead some people.

Firstly NO1 should change there personallitys.... they need to find there personalitys. What I mean is that society dictates how many men behave (girls also, but I dont give a fvck about them) so there true personalitys dont shine through I.e brainwashed to behave in a way thats acceptable ect.

Telling a guy to

Make it a goal to piss people off every day by saying and/or doing something horrible or shocking.

Is shocking in itself...

Telling a guy to go out take chances, take risks, put himself on the firing line, stay true to themselves, fvck what others think... is a better way to become indifferent to rejection or anything else.

 

[Mandiblard]

Yeah great, lets help destroy the world just to get a few women

 

[yep]

Some of you just arent getting it. Its better to be a **** than a *****.
If your being a *******, and your NOT REALLY an *******. Then what u say and do will actually come out amusing, funny, and interesting.

If you REALLY ARE a ****, then you wouldnt be on these forums anyway.

So i'm assuming that everybody in here besides a few are actually nice guys, so what YOU consider to be assholish..is not actually being a ******* to more confident, assertive people. ESPECIALLY WOMEN.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Some of you just arent getting it. Its better to be a **** than a *****.
If your being a *******, and your NOT REALLY an *******. Then what u say and do will actually come out amusing, funny, and interesting.

If you REALLY ARE a ****, then you wouldnt be on these forums anyway.

So i'm assuming that everybody in here besides a few are actually nice guys, so what YOU consider to be assholish..is not actually being a ******* to more confident, assertive people. ESPECIALLY WOMEN.

Actually, Yep hit the nail on the head. For every person I've pissed off recently, there have been 2 or 3 that thought I was the funniest, most amusing guy ever. Its kind of amusing to me actually to watch a group's reaction to me telling a buddy to accidentally throw his pregnant girlfriend down the stairs. There's always a couple of people who have this look of utter horror on their faces, while the rest of the group is in stitches lauging, obviously knowing I'm joking.


What I actually like doing, is telling a chick from the get go, that I'm not a good person. Inevitably, a chick is gonna ask what you're looking for a in a woman, or why you don't have a girlfriend. Its really liberating to be able to tell them, "Look, I'm a bad person. I'm an *******. I really need a chick who can handle my bulls.hit." You'd think that would turn any normal chick off, but you'd be surprised. 9 out of 10 chicks think I'm joking! "Oh Valley, stop. You're not an *******. You're just a guy." "Don't worry, I can handle you." Inside I'm thinking....'Oooookayy. That basically just freed me of any moral responsibility the first time I cheat on you, skip your birthday, say something bad about your family, etc'.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Yeah great, lets help destroy the world just to get a few women

You're post implies that an a.sshole would give a damn about the rest of the world.

 

[MooseGod]

What is this like the 'school for scoundrels' method? INITIATE CONFLICT!!! :crackup:

The main thing is just to not take sh!t off anybody.

 

[ValleyDJing]

What is this like the 'school for scoundrels' method? INITIATE CONFLICT!!! :crackup:

Yes.

 

[Mandiblard]

You're post implies that an a.sshole would give a damn about the rest of the world.

You're telling everyone to be like that. If everyone was, humanity would end very quickly

 

[ValleyDJing]

You're telling everyone to be like that. If everyone was, humanity would end very quickly

As long as I'm gone before then, I don't really see why I should care.

 

[TheHumanist]

Being an ******* as meaning to not take **** and being assertive? Sounds good.

Being an ******* as in not giving a **** about others? No Thanks.

Ironically, Tucker Max still gave a **** about others, especially when it come to his friends. Then again that probably what you meant anyway, but you took a really extreme position that someone could take it the wrong way.

 

[i am me]

id rather jus be me...which is nice sometimes and an ass sometimes

but if u ever find yourself contemplating something, its better to be an ******* than a pansy haha, like dude said its fun to mess wit people and see how they react...jus dont go overboard

 

[Mandiblard]

As long as I'm gone before then, I don't really see why I should care.

Then I don't see why anyone should care about you

 

[ValleyDJing]

This is kind of a take it or leave it type thing guys.

 

[Bvbidd]

Really both ways you are screwed without any kind of value, whether your an assh0le people will hate you, whether your respectful people will walk all over you. Your screwed either way without offering anything such as fun, money, etc.

 

[DJVladdy]

lol there still are fools on this site saying to others: "become an *******".
Sad thing is that people will actually listen to this prick

 

[snowdog]

Girls like *******s more then AFC's, because they are not boring.

You should only be an ass hole to people who actually deserve it, which is my style. When i don't like you, you'll hate me in 10 minutes and rightfully so. When i'm with people i like, they often tell me i'm one of the nicest and coolest persons they ever met. I can determine within 15 minutes if i like you or not. If a girl acts bitshy, i'll just tease her a little bit... Usually a girl drops the armor after a while and becomes the person she actually is. When this doesn't happen after a while i just kick it into sixth gear and start pissing her off, just for fun.

Some of the coolest girls i met where straight up bitshes to me when i first met them.

 

[unnamed04]

ROFL! This is ridiculous.

Here's a hot tip from what, 6 years ago? BE A MAN. How many different people need to re-itterate the same simple points over and over again.

All this stuff about being a ****, pissing people off etc, it's just laughable. You're liked more than random AFC's but you're not a better person from it all, you're just a jerk AFC.

Be a man and your problems go away.

 

[MooseGod]

Yeah, screw changing your personality. Be yourself still, but more OUT THERE. Don't be afraid to be a little eccentric, break the mold, whatever. Some people may think you're weird, others will think you're awesome, but they'll definately remember you.