Challenge

[black jesus]

This is simple all you have to do is this
write a simple paragraph explaining a difficult situation you found yourself in when picking up a girl. people will quote what you wrote and decide if it was smooth or not. if not they will write about what they wouldve done differently.

 

[black jesus]

i guess is should probably start. there was this girl that liked me hb 8 we were on a feild trip to school and throughout the whole thing she was on my fvcking c0ck and it was annoying as hell then when we got of the boat we stopped to eat lunch and then the dumbest thing happened. she obviously saw me eating my lunch and minding my own buissness now she had a lot of dudes trying to get her to chill wit them but i was just sitting there wit a friend of mine minding my own buisness when she comes out of nowhere and sits on my lap. she knocks my milk and my sandwhich over. i look at her. i look at my milk and then i push her away and walked away. later on during the trip i see her looking at me and when i looked at her she looked away. so the next time i seen her looking at me, i walk up to this other girl and lean real close to her and whisper in her her. she starts dying and we have this whole conversation whispering in each others ear. throughout the convo hb 8 is looking at me . after the convo i walk away and sit on the grass. hb 8 follows. i put my phone next to my head and turn on the music and close my eyes trying to sleep and what happens? hb8 comes over puts her digits on my phone and puts her head on my shoulder. i just kept my eyes closed and showed no sign of interest but in my head i was like well played

 

[ohbe]

i guess is should probably start. there was this girl that liked me hb 8 we were on a feild trip to school and throughout the whole thing she was on my fvcking c0ck and it was annoying as hell then when we got of the boat we stopped to eat lunch and then the dumbest thing happened. she obviously saw me eating my lunch and minding my own buissness now she had a lot of dudes trying to get her to chill wit them but i was just sitting there wit a friend of mine minding my own buisness when she comes out of nowhere and sits on my lap. she knocks my milk and my sandwhich over. i look at her. i look at my milk and then i push her away and walked away. later on during the trip i see her looking at me and when i looked at her she looked away. so the next time i seen her looking at me, i walk up to this other girl and lean real close to her and whisper in her her. she starts dying and we have this whole conversation whispering in each others ear. throughout the convo hb 8 is looking at me . after the convo i walk away and sit on the grass. hb 8 follows. i put my phone next to my head and turn on the music and close my eyes trying to sleep and what happens? hb8 comes over puts her digits on my phone and puts her head on my shoulder. i just kept my eyes closed and showed no sign of interest but in my head i was like well played

That is pretty smooth. Did you ever go out with her after that or something?

 

[black jesus]

mr expressions

That is pretty smooth. Did you ever go out with her after that or something?

oh yea we went to a drive in movie and made out a lot but then the more of her i heard about the less i liked so i never scheduled for another date