backbreaker
Master Don Juan
true story, very tre, and i was quite tipsy when i said this otherwise i might not have done it
about 3 months ago we were sitting at a friends house one day when this guy got dumped by this girl, and of course he had to tell us every ****ing detail about hte relationshipo and a few of the girls were saying "she doesn't know what they are missing" and they kept saying that and variations of that for like 5 minutes, and i' sitting there looking at my girl chuckling and everyone is like dude what is so funny, so i say look, if he's so great, one don't one of you women go out on a date with him (they were all single). he's a great guy (he's a cool dude but man afc doesn't being to describe it)..
priceless does not even being to describe the scene. And there was a reason i did it, to show the guy, even though i know it hurt, that what they were saying was bull**** and he needefd ot get his head out of his ass and grow up and be a man.
you could see the wheels turning in his head.. "yeah, why DON'T you go on a date with me
then they were like oh he's my buddy i can't date him he's like a brother to me. blah blah blah.
so i was like okay, dude, level with me here, you are here with two reasonably attractive women and neither of the are the slightest bit interested in you from a dating standpoint, has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you are doing soething wrong lol? i was well gone that night lol damn white russians. i was bringing the pain lol.
but yes the "she doesn't know what she is missing line gets under my skin. i'm quite sure she does.
about 3 months ago we were sitting at a friends house one day when this guy got dumped by this girl, and of course he had to tell us every ****ing detail about hte relationshipo and a few of the girls were saying "she doesn't know what they are missing" and they kept saying that and variations of that for like 5 minutes, and i' sitting there looking at my girl chuckling and everyone is like dude what is so funny, so i say look, if he's so great, one don't one of you women go out on a date with him (they were all single). he's a great guy (he's a cool dude but man afc doesn't being to describe it)..
priceless does not even being to describe the scene. And there was a reason i did it, to show the guy, even though i know it hurt, that what they were saying was bull**** and he needefd ot get his head out of his ass and grow up and be a man.
you could see the wheels turning in his head.. "yeah, why DON'T you go on a date with me
then they were like oh he's my buddy i can't date him he's like a brother to me. blah blah blah.
so i was like okay, dude, level with me here, you are here with two reasonably attractive women and neither of the are the slightest bit interested in you from a dating standpoint, has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you are doing soething wrong lol? i was well gone that night lol damn white russians. i was bringing the pain lol.
but yes the "she doesn't know what she is missing line gets under my skin. i'm quite sure she does.